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ratcum

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    On a cold day these chodes look like a power station billowing smoke. I'd exterminate them and burn a few squirrels
  2. Close shave with humour there Scrotal
  3. Fender is an excellent cunt and The Corner would be poorer without him He's sponsored by Stanley Tools as well
  4. You can see a fairly convincing curvature from a much lower altitude, but it's just an illusory effect combining perspective, horizon haze and the limitations of peripheral vision. VOTE RAT
  5. Fuckin BBC again: "Leech dies after short illness" mad fuckers
  6. You're not the real Penelope. The real Penelope was shit and we want her back
  7. you should learn to show respect for your embers lupy
  8. It's live on 4 later isn't it? I'm not watching the preamble because they wheel out the wig wearing leprechaun and Steve 'I'll big up anything' Jones. I always enter the competition to win Lee McKenzie's knickers though
  9. penguins have had it for thousands of years Fluke and look at the little fuckers go!
  10. My Aunty Vi once opined on thalidomide: "I don't know what all the fuss was about Ratty! I mean, where's the arm in it?"
  11. glad we sorted that out then Authoritah
  12. Certainly short odds if I was a betting man
  13. In Robot Wars that would be a self wronging mechanism
  14. Also from the BBC, an equestrian with no legs. What sort of fuckin horse is that
  15. Some cunt told this woman she looked like a gorilla
  16. I've bathed in calvados you international jetsetter you. Hotelier is better than scum landlord Frank. I may invest in this new venture
  17. You have as much chance of going to heaven as a racist biscuit that's just attended a particularly stirring rally for other like minded flour based Nazi baked food products.
  18. Good old Smatch! Like a hot cross bun only without the bun
  19. the corner is an institution Kerplunk, and we're all inmates
  20. Lemmy bless you Wizzo
  21. I'm much shallower than some of my holes QC
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