ratcum
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excellent use of the apostrophe Authoritah. I've always used two semicolons per day for as long as I can remember. I never get winter colds
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good one IBS
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who needs art when you paint such a vivid picture Lupo
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Perhaps Frank is following the "PARLIAMENTARY GUIDE TO ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR" in his dealings with you Gypo? What sort of vibrators does he like?
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after Minty died we had a fuckin parrot called Pavarotti. Some of my friends had never heard of the cunt and just thought the bird had a fondness for pasta.
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an unspeakable chicken seducer
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Can I just say I've never like Decimus? He strikes me as the kind of base type who might consort with a rabid Nazi like me.
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Talacre slag and Bunty reader
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Sorry Flakey, I get these turns occasionally where I go all normal. I realise it's very disorientating for cunts on here, so let's hope abnormal service is resumed shortly. Are you really in Butlins btw?
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Is this why you keep getting banned Frank? I'm rarely around when this happens, so I've always imagined you've been standing up to Admin on a matter of principle.
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Been looking through my stash again CB? You dirty sausage
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Good old Fender; as uncompromising as Paul Tibbets was unapologetic
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good man
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6 comments in a row is a sign of desolate loneliness MC. Report to your nearest motorway bridge
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You tell him Bill
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What's your real name Lord? Can I call you Dave?
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You'll die for blatant anti-rodentism
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good old Punkape; like an annoying Indian summer only without the good weather
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it was the spokes that did it for me
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you gross turbot tapper
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yeah, the thought of Stubb on a shiny new bike
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Bristol seems like Johnny Vegas; bloated and unfunny
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I meant I was on the verge of getting a giant hard on
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tell me more about your new velocipede Stub I'm on the verge of getting a Giant also, I don't trust discs because I can't see them
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It's no accident 'vaping' and 'vapid' sound synonymic
