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ratcum

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  1. ratcum

    Christmas Songs

    The only thing 'merry' in Jewdy's life is the dance he leads his carer on when claiming his arthritis is so bad he can't push his suppositorties in.
  2. ratcum

    Christmas Songs

    Right on the nail Colonel. The witless cunts who buy his recycled tripe are the same saps who go on those river cruises. I'd drown their sorry arses and repossess their homes under one of my new LAWS OF BAD TASTE. VOTE RAT
  3. It's always the same when you put someone talented into a position of responsibility. General Montgomery was an accomplished, small homosexual until he got put in charge of the British Eighth Army.
  4. I reckon Nicki Lauda should have put his name to a portable grill long before that lumbering punch drunk George Forman
  5. ratcum

    Cheeky young lads

    he's given the best years of his wife to this site Fondler 7
  6. ratcum

    Cheeky young lads

    deranged eugenic loon
  7. ratcum

    Cheeky young lads

    these jolly folk have small mouths Roadsplat, so your little stinger will feel huge ...apparently
  8. Tank Bollock might be as irritating as phosgene fanny blisters, but he's spot on here.
  9. ratcum

    Cheeky young lads

    I've owned a few Land Rover Discoveries Stickler, but the new one is a disgusting, bloated whale. It may still have off-road credentials, but looks like a wheeled Vanessa Felz. Bleuch!
  10. you'll never work in television again
  11. Ferrell's not an earwig and believe me I've looked.. The last time I did that much research was for Sebastian Cohen Coe. They're both massive cunts though
  12. he'll always be in my shadow CB
  13. ratcum

    Cheeky young lads

    Regular Robot Wars but held in a crèche used by middle class yummy mummies. VOTE RAT
  14. I'd gas their sorry arses but the twisted fucks would probably enjoy it. Jewdy's gagging for it
  15. Overcunting is indeed an affliction Luke. Where you around in the days of Rothers (aka Captain Meltdown)? The tragic fuck opened a virtual bar on here so he could chat to locals when they logged in. I wished a vicious cancer pox on his dog
  16. As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF
  17. I thought the manger was a barn
  18. ratcum

    Eh?

    I'm sending in a new idea for a TV programme to the BBC. WAITE WATCHING School boys carrying little notebooks keep a tally of the occasions they encounter the humourless cunt
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