ratcum
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good one jiggly. Remember her sidekick Cyril on That's Life? Cross-eyed fuck's dead now I hope
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Jedward look like overstretched rent boys
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I simply couldn't believe it when I saw this clip Deco. A wave of visceral pain went through me. I mean, for Geoff Hurst to have EXACTLY the same haircut he had in the 66 World Cup is beyond understanding. Thanks for posting this and exposing Hurst as the coiffure criminal he is. Fuck!
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At last! Evidence of your Eastern European ancestry!
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You should take this genius idea straight to George A. Romero Killer. I know the cunt's dead, but "Zombie Director of Lezzer Island" just has to be made.
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if Hitler really had thought of this Stubbo, he'd have hidden the fuckin Tirpitz there.
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Hitler's original plan for Madagascar was to rename it Axminster and cover it in lezzers
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Who are these swine of which you speak Snatch? Am I the man you married?
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none of the warp and wefters actually look like this Stubbed
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As he was a Christian, I would have burned that male teacher at the stake. However, he was somewhat stymied when he couldn't call that boy/girl thing for what it actually was, an abomination with a sense of entitlement
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I, Ratcum The Excellent, will destroy this scourge that is upon us
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why even bother to debate this sort of shit when lesbians are allowed to walk the streets? Fuckin lesbians I tell you! Walking Ewbanks everyone one of them
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Employ peanuts and pay them monkeys
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The "Manky and Bill Show" will return with a new series in the New Year. In the meantime here are some of this season's highlights: You blinkered fuckwit You stupid fucking cunt Typical kneejerk bollocks
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I have NEVER met the "slow traffic ahead" that my car's satnav warns me of. I find circling vultures are the best indication of trouble ahead. That and a mushroom cloud.
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you nobbly old tart
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I reckon Eric, Valdez and Jewdy are filming steamy scenes for the forthcoming "VALDEZ CUMS IN BUCKETS" Eric told me he'd been spurned by Harvey Weinstein but I might have misheard him
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To be fair Scotto, Germans did form an orderly queue at the Polish border in 1939. And it wasn't a one off either. 2 million of them were as quiet as mice at the Russian border in the early hours of June 22nd 1941 -
Eric's alive!!
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Shakespeare's pound of flesh resonates through history Fingery Cock
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The "QUINCY and TATA SHOW" will return in the New Year
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Thank fuck you've got rid of that awful avatar Deco. It was as miserable as you are and then some!
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fuck me
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Swingler eh? Yeah right, as if I'm falling for that. Did Meltdown Man put you up to this?
