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ratcum

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  1. you've always been multi-layered Fanny, but so was the Katyn massacre
  2. I remember Catwoman giving advice to some cunt who was doing a job application. "Spellcheck the fuck out of it!" she helpfully put in
  3. ratcum

    Hot Wheels.

    We should expel him to the outer rim of the galaxy Scrotal, but he'd probably lick that too!
  4. ratcum

    Hot Wheels.

    That's like saying you quite like thrush Decimal. Your credibility has been reduced by a factor of 10
  5. you're still a newbie to me Frank. Legends like Lady P, Applescruff, Flinty and Benny were cunting whilst you were still in short trousers.
  6. when was the very beginning for you Frank? 2007 for me, although it was before we had to have names
  7. ratcum

    Hot Wheels.

    good old Manky
  8. ratcum

    Hot Wheels.

    It's a bit like sex with a midget; both parties seem to be enjoying it but they'll never see eye to eye on the issue
  9. I agree with Neil. Except when watching lesbian porn
  10. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    Joking aside, it would actually work Stubble. A bit like having a steel spike instead of an airbag on your steering wheel.
  11. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    what about throwing drunks in front of tanks? The tanks could even be driven by other drunks! VOTE RAT
  12. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    does she live in a flat then?
  13. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    I restrict myself to Mateus Rosé from the offy when it comes to any arsing about Nocti. The government should give tax breaks for this brand as it does reduce visits to A & E departments.
  14. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    Is that Michael Jackson nearly dropping a baby off those steps CB? The poor fucker looked pale even in them days. My Aunty Vi helped dig up the Katyn massacre
  15. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    Inciting political assassination eh Jewdy? The Rat Party might call on your services one day.
  16. ratcum

    Drunk Tanks

    Next time I'm blotto, I'll park myself in your front garden then Gypo
  17. And the award for swallowing the most spunk in 24 hrs goes to: MARC ALMOND OBE (Order of Bender)
  18. I assume yet again you didn't get Tracy Island for Christmas eh Roads? You need to snap out of this negative trough. I've asked for a doll of the new Doctor Who that I can dress up and down in my own special costumes
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