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ratcum

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  1. it's an old judeo-bolshevik trick
  2. The demise of Carillion is cautiously welcomed by The Rat. It means the end of seeing their vans parked outside nearby properties, lowering the whole tone of the neighbourhood. Next it'll be the turn of the AA cunt at the end of the road.
  3. Accused of war crimes for eating the enemy, you could say "I was just following hors d'oeuvres"
  4. what in blazes are you on about Deco? Even Frank is this tangential
  5. Right, that's it! I'm taking you to the fackin cleaners
  6. The whole Bowie (like bow and arrow)...........Bow (like bough of a tree) Eee debate only cunts say Bow Eee Ratfact
  7. And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England's mountains green? No, because it's unlikely that anyone could have afforded to attend a fee paying school
  8. or Daisy Ridley if she got stuck under a door and jammed it. Oh and if she'd been painted red just beforehand
  9. I hired a car in Malawi, parked it up next to Lake Malawi and watched the cunt get chewed by lions. It was like Longleat only without the café at the end
  10. I had a lot of experience of shithole African countries in the early 80s. Their border guards went out of their way to give the impression that only the best of mankind were allowed into their flyblown sewer of a country. Then they were even more circumspect as to who they let out! Cunts to the power of lots
  11. as fuck their mothers and claim you're an ATM machine or kill hundreds of migrants
  12. get a polar bear, kill it, peel off all its skin and disguise yourself as a polar bear. They'll soon go away. In the absence of any serviceable bears, try someone from the Liverpool area
  13. ratcum

    Nigel Farage

    I'm bigger than God and holding my own against the dollar
  14. ratcum

    Heartbreak

    I finished it before I'd even started, which apparently is the right way
  15. ratcum

    Heartbreak

    I know it's not pc, but that woman in a wheelchair in Silent Witness spooks the high fuck out of me. She's like some 80s animatronic device
  16. I know it's not pc, but that woman in a wheelchair in Silent Witness spooks the high fuck out of me. She's like some 80s animatronic device
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