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Good point LMC. I can't wait for all of these sparkly countries to run out of oil. They'll return to the flyblown shitholes they really are and no one will go there. Perhaps they'll disappear back into the sand completely

funny enough I used to travel through Dachau station everyday on the Schnellbahn when I worked in Munich. Cunts used to alight there but I never saw anyone get on

I'll tell you what you don't see much of these days: white people enjoying themselves

Hey Killer, have you been watching any of the Formula E? It's like fuckin Scalextric for god's sake

you dirty bastard. PM me and we'll get in on baby

I think you mean 'douche' Anyway, you should change your name to 'King roll-styled fustrum shaped chocolate with a caramel filling'

I was going to make another Korean gag Killer, but don't have enough material. It'll have to be a blindfold instead.

excellent avatar Rolo

I feel sorry for that loon who was stalking JNewsnight's Emily Maitlis. Did he not see her become visibly moist when interviewing tax dodger Mark Zuckerberg?

a spare hole? back-filling? are you retiring as the site's best lesbian then?

Skirmishing in the foyer! I love it

geological

Killer, what has two wings and a halo?

I'm training some Korean racing babies and a friend asked me if they'd be steeplechase or flat racers. I said nothing

Somehow he managed to be less sleazy than Roger Moore in the last few Bonds he did

6 comments in a row Alberto Balsam. That's depression diagnosed

Faultless appraisal of a cheap hussy. New Zealand should have a revolution, throw existing MPs down a mineshaft (after shooting them of course) and start again. It would also be a good time to exterminate any weird animals or people indigenous to that area but who no longer fit in. VOTE RAT

the truth remains the truth whether it is recalled or not

cadge one maybe

He's shouting "Make it sew!" to his wife's SINGER XL400

I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam

Step aside Andrew Morton, our very own Decimus will write the next volume on this vacuous trollope

there was a time when Admin/mod bigwigs didn't join in with conversations at all. They were just silent, unseen killers lurking in the undergrowth. You wouldn't hear them coming, you'd just try to logon one day and find you couldn't. To be honest, I preferred it.

Manchester is indeed excellent Mangle. Salford on the other hand is a smudge of anal mucus, with vile pockets of earwigs

I'm on e currency now Grotty. Ratbytes are doing well against bitcoins