Bringing in the sheaths, bringing in the sheaths
We shall cum rejoicing, bringing in the sheaths
It also cleaned up our local johnny patch
which was becoming rank
In our school Lupo, we'd have called him Luke Gozz, as in spit or gob.
Every time he walked past, we'd have competed with each other to make the most disgusting throat hawking noises.
"Oi Gozzer, smmggrrrth, qaaaarrrchchch, phlubbth"
etc