ratcum
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I'm going to film my nob, then deepfake the Queen's face onto it.
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Imagine if you'd eaten some sweetcorn Jack Klugman Quincy..... a blind person could read your shit!
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I reckon it was Tony Curtis Bernard 'Manny' Schwartzenbergstein
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Albert's a bit silly. There, I've said it. I'm one of the gang! Whoopee!!!
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Q How do Nigerians know when they've received a fax? A The toilet paper sticks to their arse
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Mind if I have a pop at you like everyone else Alberto? I don't want to be the Geoff Hurst in the woodpile you see. Knew you'd understand
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When you were in having diphtheria
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did you see that mutilated dead female Kurdish fighter Frankie? Imagine it as a crisp flavour eh?
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And for producing comminuted meat
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This is a manifesto pledge I'd really like to see delivered on
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One of those F1 grid girls is called Charlotte Gash.
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okay R
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that's the spirit Fast Eddie
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I remember when Suzuki Rhinos were pimped and phat
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Looking at a Maser on Autotrader that has a 'convenience pack'. As far as I can see that just means it has doors.
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fuck me to Tel Aviv
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she used to slip a scorpion up there at night. "too keep the navvies out Ratty" she used to say. "I would use a wasp, but them bright colours clash with my cysts something rotten"
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smell my mum Stubble
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why get punished for this? I've said more to my fuckin cat. Mine jew, the fucker deserved it
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I hope he dies of something nasty, like becoming a Republican for instance
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the doe eyed twat is just as black as he's always been Nelly. Get your facts right and get yourself down to Aldi (they've got an offer on lathes at the moment).
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I've no idea why cunts are having a pop at you on here Alberto. Apart from messaging me photos of your corgi's vagina (sorry I don't like gingers), you're a cunt like everybody else. Except that Eric of course, who's a gushing geyser of lesdom
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No. He's got a proctologist not a protractor, you squeaking gurney
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Good old Killer; like Piet Mondrian only without a ruler
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Some girl on the tele criticising the government campaign to stop kids getting fat because it didn't address her needs. Her needs being that of an anorexic. Well I'm sorry love, but the needs of the many fatties outweigh the needs of a few brittle middle class kids. Then it all made sense when I saw her name: Tallulah.
