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Speaking as the only Nazi in the village; Hugo Boss stepped up to the plate when it mattered

Don't get him wet or feed him After Eights

Geronimo!!!

Death to the Multi Knees up Mother's brown Fuck that'd hurt

Mississippi groover!!!!

He's fucked Stub. He's our very own Uncle Tom and he can't face it. As black as a dirty coletit in a Stygian crypt in a power cut

Fortunately it's the 20% that's incapable of telling the truth.

It's too late Jewdy, the gollywog's out of the jam jar old mate. You're black to me now. Fuck, even Sir Philip Greed's whiter than you. His lot were still paddling in the Euphrates when yo mama gotta bran new bag.

qualitah

Jewdy'll have a fit. His cockney ancestors were fuckin black and only went white after an influx of Arabs!!!! It's like telling him Frank's his father. Fuck my old Dr. Martens

Imagine if you got 'neurologist' and 'urologist' mixed up? You'd be in hospital with total paralysis when some doctors come in and just take the piss out of you. Equally, the guy in the next bed has a bladder infection when some doctors come in and just rip his spine out. Japes for all

Agreed Grotto, but this latest shit with Lloyds Bank is extra cuntish even by Edmonds' usual quim standards

Now Noel Edmunds is kicking off about only being very rich and not fabulously rich. Fuckin earwig shit

don't be coy Blubb. Anyway, ask Frank; we're like brothers

Pretty good appraisal Bubbles. Can you do me?

Oi Jewdy, I've just noticed Carillion's ex chairman shyster is called Philip Green. Not tax dodging uber capitalist and Tory wankfodder Sir Philip Green, but still. Eh?

I hate to get all thermodynamic on you Lupo, but simply burning dynamite might mean missing out on its more exciting properties. It'd be like lighting a bonfire under Little Boy and inviting 80,000 Hiroshima residents to a barbeque

Wise words Drew. They could offer them timetabled slots, have The Samarians standing by, Jeremy Kyle etc.

right you are chief

Not you as well with this multi bollocks Costas?

It'll be like the badgers all over again Baco; ban them and it just drives them underground. The only people not applauding these changes are the poor thicko slags that actually made a living out of it. PC Nazis and dyke dog do gooders are fucking it up for the honest British slapper Jade and Chantelle.

corgis mainly

Can I be a scantily clad walk on cunt in all of this? I'd hold an umbrella and everything

you cheeky minx Grotto

You're the same Levantine dog we know and love Franny Poo