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'Likes' bring out the worst in people. Rothers offered me a plough of his mother (who'd been dead for three weeks), if I gave him a few likes.

Oi Deco, my cat Wotan has just had a Brazilian at the vets

This is much cleverer than I at first realised Lupo.

I'm glad you haven't been taken in by the little man trying to big himself up. We can all pretend to be something we're not, so long as it's not a worthwhile member of society

This is an urban myth. Along with "there's a real sense of community here" or "(the deceased) John would do anything for anyone"

No fuckin idea. I'm not a doctor you know

Oh dear. You're just a cheap lying cunt. Induced fit is first year 'A' level not undergrad. Liar

I'll still get him. See my reply above

Oh and just to save you the bother of saying you're not British and that's why you don't have A levels, I've got you anyway. I can ask you questions on undergrad immunology, biochemistry and pharmacology faster than you can google them.

God bless you dawg

You can't be a doctor without them, so you're the lying cunt I said you were

tell me about your A levels then LCS Oh and be precise as I know this stuff inside out you lying cunt

He's no more a doctor than you're a wasp Jewdy. There's all sorts of sad fantasists on here, but to claim he's a medic is particularly loathsome. I know a way to expose the low dog though

i'm laughing at a film on the tele. It's like Blackhawk down only without helicopters. All, and I mean ALL, the special forces guys have hipster beards. Truly fuckin tragic and I'm rooting for the Muslims.

Good old Nelly. All aboard the Skylark !!!

I agree with the site's only Harlem boogie-woogie jive black man, Eastenders are indeed a national scandal. Get down baby!!!!

except if you spunked over her tits and your little soldiers had tiny drills and an anatomical map Grotto. They could drill through the sternum, enter the aorta behind the heart and divert into an ovarian artery (or the internal iliac if they overshoot). Once in the ovary they could set sail down the fallopian tubes, find an egg and fertilise the fuck out of it.

I haven't seen Jewdy since the poor cunt realised he's as black as Idris Elba's armpit. He might be tooling his Tesco bag for life of course.

pick that gem up down the pub did you WVM? What a game changer

Sorry Stub. I also haven't been in the air for weeks which is never a good thing

I try to respect voters' opinions, but leaving the EU is simply not good. Europe is wealthier and culturally richer than America, to the extent that renders the latter a Deliverance caricature of itself. But rather than be a valued partner in a greater Europe, we'd rather cosy up to Billy Bob President and his banjo playing acolytes. The result will see Japanese interests leave and Chinese ones simply not arrive. What a fuck up

Someone to dish out the hummus and retsina? He'd owe you big time Fast Eddie, just like his entire nation owes the EU

I've never heard negro slaves called that before P. Your gran sounds like a blade and no mistake

Good old Frank; like the American 8th Air Force, only with more flak and less success

The BBC's Clive Maori doesn't even look like one