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Good one. Consider yourself Black Cunt 7th Fan Gypo

Are you taking over from the greasy Levant then Blubber? You certainly can't do any worse than the flaccid maggot's managed of late

Yeah, like how to see clearly through a diffraction grating

Fuck all else to do? In Norfolk? You're shitting me Deco. Anyway, you should have never retired from Nazism

'opening gambit' is probably gay code for some Bovril based action Luke. I too admired Joanna Lumley but now she's taken to supporting, and let's call them what they are, small mercenaries from Nepal, she can fuck off out of it

Sainsburys went downmarket when they opened a store in Liverpool ..and Downham Market of course

My other martial art is Lung Fu. You are armed with a freshly excised cows lung, although can revert to a chicken for close in work

Think not what cunts can do for you but what

If it helps in your journey to becoming a nasty piece of work again Fender, I'm all for it

that's much cleverer than either of us realise EDS

I know there's bad in you Fender; we just need to bring it out and get you back to your old psychotic self.

these scum really are asking to be cleansed. In the old days I would have sent @Fender777 round, but the cunt's gone as soft as my Aunty Vi's labia.

Anti-semantism is in us all Grotty, and that's why we're all so nervous about saying anything about it. Me? I'd just gas the word sniffing fuckers and be done with it. I'd make them wear a little yellow thesaurus too, Cunts

Suits me Wizzo

Never mind that Bill, I'm writing to Eve Muirhead suggesting she might want to do some curling around my nob

Don't you mean his Provence Camberwick Pork? Lots of Frenchies live there I reckon

get the fuck off my thread you African dog

Attracts working class scum with no other interests. Names invariably including a Kyle and a Leanne.

My Aunty Vi used to scrape her monthly blood clots out with a pointed, scoop shaped garden tool. "It's my sanitary trowel Ratty" she used to say, before ramming my head up her John Dory

no, that's the bog trotting twat from U2

stop trying to get me to google shit Jewdy, you black dog

how many Koreans does it take to change a badger?

I agree with you New Wave Gorilla. They should just show scenes of flash flooding, perhaps from the Lynton and Lynmouth area. Then a male superhero, "Ragman" or something, could swoop down and stem the bloody tide, saving a party of school children.

I remember when we went dogging with your corgi. Who says you can't get an old dog to turn new tricks

That wardrobe malfunction in the figure skating..............what about her fuckin massive nose? Why not cover that toucanesque monstrosity you sliding gorgon? Fuckery