ratcum
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Flinty made Godzilla look like a gecko
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Not possible. Just like we all know someone who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe, Eric put the 'dike' in Holland
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Flinty and Benny Blanco should have gone professional with their bickering. Apparently they knew each other in real life, what ever that is
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Two weeks of clam chowder and Cullen skink Authoritah? I'm in mate
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what the hell fuckin kind of thread is this? Ladies Chatterley's plover
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It's not fuckin Burns night Deco. I wonder if former US tennis pro Hank Pfister ever had nominative determinism?
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My Aunty Vi used to fire abortions at the Luftwaffe during the Blitz Trumpo. "We'd inflate the little fuckers Ratty, puncture their lungs and fire them at the Heinkels like mad whoopee cushions!" Then she'd make me drink her gloop
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no. If Punkape died, I'd definitely fuck you
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a chortle of einsatzgruppen
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you and Punk have become the Corner's very own Hinge and Bracket Apeman. If he died you'd be fucked
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death to this @ratcum interloper running dog
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wise words indeed Wizzle. Margaret's Thatcher is another work on the drawing board
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I'm thinking of making a film about Ann Widdecombe's fanny infection Wizzo. I reckon "THE YEAST FROM THE BEAST" will capture the pubic's mood at the moment
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A free gallon of Michael Winner to the loser
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tea strainers, crispy knuckle dusters
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I have an exclusive on all the women's running knickers from the indoor championships. Any ideas on how I can maximise this opportunity?
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thanks for tipping me off to this sort of blatant anti - Nazism Stub. Me and my biscuit friends are ever on our guard
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Considering he had little piggy eyes, he was quite a visionary you know
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presumably you felt bigger when we went metric Jewdy?
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Jewdy's in denial Bill. He refuses to face up the fact that his cockney ancestors were totally black, until Arabs arrived with white genes. I hear he's even throwing out his reggae albums.
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possibly the funniest thing you've ever said ...but still shit compared to Rothers' online suicide or Jewdy's last meltdown
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might have been a slag but when I suggested me and mate double teamed her while interfering with corgis, she turned us down. I raised this at her funeral
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thrush
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Cheer up Jewdy! You black men are supposed to be all cheerful and good at running.
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You know those cunts who die Soles, and everyone says at their funeral "Sandra was one of those people who'd do anything for anyone"?
