ratcum
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Better still, fucking a horse until it prolapses. My Auntie Vi....
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Getting your legs chainsawed off while out on a bike ride
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
I will watch this atavistic monkey drivel on your say so CB and break from the shibboleth cult -
Getting your legs chainsawed off while out on a bike ride
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
All my experiences of Africa and the cunts in it have been negative. To say life is cheap there is wrong because that still' attributes an albeit small value to it. The people are like some nightmarish insect colony, following a very basic programming -
Rachel Stevens from S Club Useless underachieves in ATM porn Authoritah, but you don't hear me going on about it. Other than just now that is
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Patti Smith didn't shave her armpits often enough CB
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The NME were always a bunch of bandwagoners. I hope they all get triple aids ridden Mexican donkey cancer with dysentery complications. Fuckers
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don't be a cunt
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imagine if he'd actually rogered a banister? Well these Oxbridge toff types probably would, wouldn't they?
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one of the few top blokes my Aunty Vi didn't work with. What a dream team they would have made eh CB?
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Bradley Wiggins claims someone's trying to smear him Deco.
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you're wasted on here CB. In fact I think you've been off your head for yonks
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Tommy Trinder actually
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who's there?
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I'm the greatest person on here
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which is just as well with our low browed lot Rollo
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harsh. Do you remember Young's slits? Or was it just young slits
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marmalade remains more fucked up than anyone I've encountered on the site Lupo
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I rarely take to actually disliking anyone on here Blubba, and you're no exception
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To be fair to Alberto, he's weathered the storm of the site's disapprovers and even throws the odd flan himself. Rollo reminds me of quantum memory; he exists but is utterly inexplicable
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we're a perfect couple you and me Pen. Me with my fits of clever zaniness, you with your desolate acres of bland... Let's get a room
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My Auntie Vi used to help barren women get pregnant in the 50s. "We used to lock 'em in a field with a randy bull Ratty. They were so scared they egged themselves!" Then she'd check my prostate
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I come on here to entertain myself Lupo. Then the odd cunt tells me I'm not funny, which itself makes me laugh. Can't really lose can I?
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no, they sold it to Hello Magazine
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her heart was in the right place though. As in centre of thorax but with the most powerful chamber slightly offset to the left
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I had a tutor in university who pronounced 'chicken' as 'chickun'. As if that wasn't bad enough, he attenuated the 'chick' and rather extended the 'un'. Safe in the knowledge the old cunt's dead, I can only hope it involved being pecked to death by CHICKENS
