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especially if the wearer then gave birth and prolapsed, plopping out the dead twin of the first baby, that then went all zombie. My Au

every now and then The Corner has a dazzling night Trumpton

Give me a tin of Nitromors and a gaggle of nuns, and the Catholic church can start to pay for its sins. My Aunty Vi used to say "nuns fuckin cracks are so tight Ratty, you could rip capstans off a battleship with them." Then she made me cauterise her fallopian tubes with a hot fondue fork

gaylord

balls gone too. What a night we're having eh Trumple?

I just did the stripping bit

excellent this is what this site should be like; the antithesis of the Greek tragedy it's been of late

from a Dodo

just stick a distress flare up there and enjoy the crispy black pudding

you've given me an idea Authoritah. Dead parrots (budgies for the smaller lady) as tampons! Fucking brilliant Oh, they would need to be desiccated first

laughed my cock clean off Grotto!!!!!!!!!!

Can I just say that I've never liked the ghastly FlidSpack thread and its brine slurping creator Eric? He strikes me as the sort who collects small slivers of soap, making them into a disgusting ball.

"Frank Studies". Get in debt and learn nothing

smell my mum

I agree. The rot set in with Psychology, a pseudo science pedalled by earwigs for the last 100 years. Oh and Geography of course

don't encourage his arse Stub, he'll only start doing all the corgi shit again

No way can we both eat at the same Chinky Stub!! Ten dorrah

Major League qualitah Authoritah. The fishy fissure continues to get one's creative juices flowing

Oi Deco! ...well that's it really

or photos of lezzers hanging from a butcher's sausage

Cunt should have used a butterfly bomb instead CB. My Auntie Vi used to collect unexploded ones and send them to Catholic clergy. "Let the dirty fuckers fiddle with that" she used to say. Then her monthly slopping out would start

apparently they all dream of Futurama's Doctor Zoidberg going down on their briney grikes

Oi Wizzo, I tried talking lesbian yesterday but it sound a bit muffled.

Oi Deco, I reckon if you stood under a giraffe and it prolapsed on you, you'd look like Andrew Lloyd Webber

stop stalking me