ratcum
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I'm the best by far, like an Aryan Lenny Bruce
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These trendy restaurants that are going to the wall. Listen cunts, you were selling basic foods like pizza and charging far too much for them. I'm glad you're fucked and I hope your cynical directors get cancer
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Albert, you can't 'like' something and comment on it. People will think we're lovers. Eric is a jealous lover
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I've had a great idea for a TV show. It's called "Rosa Parks" and involves the bus riding civil rights protester. Instead of talking about all that segregated bus bollocks, she just parks somewhere instead. Toy R Us, Raymond Revue Bar etc. Fuckin brilliant I reckon.
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Oi Deco! Our chimney sweep has a van and presumably a dick as well, but so far no sign of a dyke. I'm the new Ned Ddok
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my brother in law hales from Norfolk Grotty. Needless to say we never hear anything the daft cunt's saying. I'm the new Den Kodd
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For years now, I've been the greatest person on this site
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There was one night of the Crufts coverage when all the presenters were fag/fagettes. Every fuckin one of them Authoritah! As my Aunty Vi said once: "I know what I'd like to do to them Ratty. Thing is, the fuckers would probably enjoy it!" Then I had to eat some of her plop in a bap
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If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs, You're probably at a mass execution And should get the fuck out
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and sllppbbbth
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fuck off you beige sea of grey trollopness
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I too was full of hope when Obama got the gig Stub; and the price of fried chicken didn't go down by a single penny. Fuckin cunts
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you're as much of a spaz as old curly chops himself Grotto. In the words of our Frank: kill yourself minky
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or the Northern Premier Spastic League, where they'd be up against Ford Utd and Brentford Nylons.
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you've been a bad monkey Punko
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what did?
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a gene twisting abomination of the sort that we in the Ratzi Party, will see expunged from the shores of this septic isle
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ANTHRAX GHOUL SHADOW LAND WASTER, Minty for short, died with dignity. ...and a little budgie hard on
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he was so curled up towards the end, I reckon he could be buried in a Dunkin' Donuts box. Good advertising and then there's the Hello magazine gig of course.
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funny cunt
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I wanted to train Minty to fight competitively Authoritah but no one really get's big in the featherweight class do they?
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Frau Rat and I were at the dogs the other week Lupo. Who'd have thought so many social strata could be differentiated amongst the lower orders!!
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a top film Authoritah I wish that once, just once, they could let them win
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sorry it was a Nazi zombie baby. I forgot
