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ratcum

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  1. Rat Junior is courting at the moment Grotto.
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    Bill Maynard

    You can say what you like about Joseph Goebbels, but to the German people he was a short git with a clubbed foot.
  3. I took a broken piece of xanthanite crystal to one of these cunts. I should have realised straight away he was a shyster when: 1. He didn't know I was coming 2. He couldn't fix it He looked like Alan Sugar
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    Bill Maynard

    Jewdy once again reveals himself as the incarnation of evil, as the plastic demon of decay and the bearer of an international culture-destroying chaos. He's also a bit of a twat.
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    Bill Maynard

    the old dog will be up your dirt chute before you can shout "goyim!"
  6. they are indeed verminous toadies who should be banned from bat on willow for ever
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    Bill Maynard

    no way are you keeping that fuckin avatar you stinking slag
  8. When Armstrong ate that Yorkie bar I knew the whole shebang was fake, coz they didn't exist in those days
  9. I loved it Authoritah. The thought of all my heroes sat there in deckchairs watching Neil Armstrong stumble out of his module.
  10. well they might have watched watch towers around the camp
  11. The Moon's free at the moment Wizzo but I was thinking of sending my favourite er.. group there.
  12. People say you make your own luck but I disagree. Anything you do to improve your 'luck' simply reduces the odds that any result is due to chance. If anything, you destroy your own luck.
  13. The magician 'Dynamo' is opening up about his Crohn's disease. Eurgh!!
  14. Andrew Lloyd Webber, the face of FGM
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    Nazi liberals.

    get yourself down the bastard UN Jiggery; this is genius!!
  16. I remember hearing that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were dead. I hadn't a fuckin clue who they were but felt strangely satisfied to hear of their demise.
  17. I'd get the old nob out and frighten the fuckers away
  18. you want me. I can tell
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    Apple

    Apple are anti-competitive money grabbing vermin who should be destroyed. There's certainly nothing smart about anyone who buys their phones year on year.
  20. and went to hell in a handcart when Hackett left
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