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ratcum

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  1. I agree With Apely; the Queen really is a dirty bitch who shits herself whilst dogging and turning tricks down Windsor
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    Mayor Khan

    You can say what you like about Sadiq Khan, but to me he'll always be a small brown man. And no one can take that away from me
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    Good Spirits

    if you look closely you can actually see where he came
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    Good Spirits

    first it was that earwig skank avatar and now a graven image of the ultimate deity. Fuck off and die
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    Good Spirits

    Prince Philip has totally fucked our Queen and for that should be skewered like the revolting Greek kebab he is. There's now four fuckin cats buried in our garden by the way
  6. Pyes coaches were not for the likes of you then. They leaked more oil than the Torrey Canyon
  7. I dream of such things Authoritah. The Führer alive but as part of a Meccano set!
  8. good nom these underachieving middle aged sacks of shit deserve to be exterminated, for serial catnapping scum they are. Hitler was well known for his loathing of bus drivers and gold top milk
  9. I watched that "Warhorse" the other day. What a load of shit
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    Meghan Markle

    Patrick Kielty's family claim they didn't want revenge after his father was killed by loyalists. Well having his unfunny bogtrotting arse on English TV and radio for the last 12 years gives lie to that. Fuckin cunt
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    Adele

    Again Nelly turns out to be the most discerning punter on The Corner. Most of us wouldn't even wait until it was dead
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    Adele

    Frau Rat has bought me a bait spade since then Authoritah, so I see things differently
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    Adele

    fat birds can be okay but they invariably have fat feet, which cause me to wretch up my kidneys
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    Nazi erm Nazis

    you smell like a brine butterfly Authoritah
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    Nazi erm Nazis

    I'd actually love to experience that Jewdy. Or that one who's got cancer coz she's bald from the chemo and would slip in easier
  16. He's still whores himself for likes in a way that'd make a Kings Cross hag embarrassed. Him and that Eric are slutty lezzers
  17. I've got an idea for a remake of Mary Poppins. It's called "Mary's Pop Ins." The actress basically try to insert bigger and bigger objects into her anglers' butterfly. Tampons, dildos, small mammals, children etc. could all get shoved up there until she explodes. Brilliant
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    Bill Maynard

    A complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica speaks volumes about a man
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    Bill Maynard

    Astute observation Camberwick Pork. He then took it to a whole new level; trying on whole countries in the way you describe.
  20. You mods should butt out of engaging in discussions on here. Better still, stop commenting altogether as we already know you're right about everything @Eric Cuntman @scotty and even @William T.D. Stickers are roaring lesbians of the highest order
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