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Oranges and lemons, Say the bells of St. Clements, You owe me five farthings You tight cunt

Why didn't I think of this? THEY'RE ALL CUNTS OUT THERE!

I don't want any of these degenerates in my holes Stubb. Frau Rat reckons a few more holes and what we'll actually have, is a system of trenches. Trust her to suss me out. Again.

I think there's going to be a backlash against all this gay shit going around. Normally tolerant people like me, are getting a bit sick of brown hatters forcing themselves down our throats. Everybody in television and now it seems, our Armed Forces, are queer as a slice of milk.

Reading Nocti is like pissing in one's swimming trunks; naughty but strangely comforting

In their well documented caring way. Day trip to Malmedy anyone?

It's made me nostalgic for the Waffen SS Authoritah

Fuck that Ratty; it's just a smokescreen to hide Israeli human rights violations in the occupied territories.

This sort of anti Semitism should be stamped out. I'm going to ask Jeremy Corbyn to intervene personally

I've got a little bit of sick in my mouth now @Margaret Thatcher

fuck!

Excellent CB. I always pack some fresh fruit before driving to Scotland. The thrill of sneaking all that fibre and vitamins over the border, is akin to combat buzz

I feel your pain Jigglo. I reckon fewer of these chodes would back into you, if they thought you were a raving brown hat. Try dressing up as Cliff RichTurd and crying a bit.

Brilliant. How the fuck did you do this?

FMG? I don't know Alberto, but will find out

Who cares? Just give money to send me to Disney Land or somewhere

Incisive and properly offensive in equal measure. Excellent. Éamon de Valera in the tap water would fuck 'em as well Stubness

I watched a programme about two under achieving kids who went to live with some high achievers. It was a nature vs. nurture thing. The girl was a fat chav cunt who repulsed me.

I'm suffering from a rare form of fake cancer

Good one Stickler

Many of these youngsters just need a helping hand and I'm prepared to do my bit. The sex industry is modernising and we should all support that.

homo

ooh er missus

Exactly what Simon Weston's mum said to him when he got back from the Falklands

You'll fit right in here Reptile