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ratcum

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  1. you filthy bitch. What in Janner's fiddlings is your avatar?
  2. ratcum

    Gig employers

    it's one of the drawbacks of the difficult path I've chosen Authoritah
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    Gig employers

    you're forgetting my dance mix Deco! "The Shoah Shower Shuffle" has gone down a sturm in the Munich club scene.
  4. ratcum

    Gig employers

    Cunts Corner's ethnocentric pin-up boy speaks!
  5. I wear my heart on my sleeve, so it's not that hard to spot
  6. Fuckin hell, when did you start reading Herodotus? It'll be Thomas Hobbes next you viscous slapper.
  7. Yeah but don't forget Luke, I am a huge cock now.
  8. I've seen a lot of fat working class girls recently Luke. 10 or 11 years old with very thick lensed glasses. Considering the advances in optometry, to still see lenses thick, the wearers must be hugely retarded. They probably have TB as well and should be culled don't you think?
  9. Next time I visit Auschwitz Blubba, you're coming with me. They need the voice of reason out there
  10. imagine if instead of the phrase 'bite the bullet' some cunts thought it was 'bite the bullock'? That'd be funny to see
  11. Mind you, if you did vilify a woman "off a council estate", she either wouldn't know what that meant, or think she'd been made into a saint
  12. It'd be like orienteering (another cuntagonal pastime) but with added risk of getting arrested
  13. Finally, a proper cunting on The Corner! All this stuff, along with PTSD, GCSE, AIDS, cancer, the holocaust etc. is all just a crock of old shit. It's the same with dinosaurs. When I was young there were five; T. Rex, Brontosaurus, Stegosaurus, Triceratops and Pteradactyl. Now there's fuckin loads and they're all made up.
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    "Honours"?

    quite a few foods claim to be 'hand battered' these days Reptile
  15. ratcum

    "Honours"?

    We are still talking about fieldfares and redwings aren't we?
  16. ratcum

    "Honours"?

    drainage culverts and ventilation ducts are my regular haunts these days. As a cock I can slip into these almost unnoticed. I'm like a modern day sexed up Lambton Worm
  17. ratcum

    "Honours"?

    possibly some migrants Stub. The sooner we get out of Europe the better, if you ask me Go on, ask me
  18. You're so right Killer. At least Jolyon Palmer has realised he's even shitter than his already shit dad. I've turned into a self contained cock by the way. If I try to go up a down escalator, I stay in one place and it wanks me off
  19. Lord Beaverbrook (eh?), Winston Churchill, Norman Wisdom's Cock, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Atlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana
  20. women's feet continue to get bigger. A cull of these size 7+ gorgons would remedy the situation for decades. I've written to Simona Halep's manager to say I'd take both of her plates up my Bovril sharpener. Maybe I'll get crowd funding for the required surgery.
  21. I feel the same about Tommy Steele Wizzo. I'd do it for less than half a sixpence as well. ...probably throw in Cliff Richard for nothing.
  22. good old MC; like the Queen's fanny, only without the royal reference
  23. Oi Soles, I can still remember when a transistor radio was called a tranny. It makes "Kiss FM on my tranny" sound like something Punkape and Frank would do. lol
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