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Catwoman was foxy. I offered to eat her poo you know

No. The need for ubermensch was in our own religion, not anyone else's. Try actually reading some Nietzsche in between your Daily Sport wanks and other cockney outbursts.

Happy to oblige Shrub. The most aesthetically satisfying hole is a frustum: imagine an inverted cone but with the pointy end cut off . In your case it sounds like a pyramidal frustum is the way to go. Frau Rat said the biggest hole I'd ever dug was our marriage. The feisty cunt.

I knew it! I knew it! vast lezzer

Nietzsche's idea of ubermensch (Superman) was not a racial concept but rather a spiritual one Jewdy. Hitler simply flipped it to come up with untermensch.

most large proboscidic mammals are communist agitators Stubo. Pachy bastards the lot of 'em

This whole Heathrow thing is making me laugh. Tory voting southerners having planes landing in their back gardens. Ha fuckin ha

They're both stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector 4 Grooty Where's Frank btw? I dreamt he was boffing one of the characters from My Little Pony. The cunt kept whispering: "I want you Norman" into the little critter's ear.

Where's Frank? I dreamt he was boffing one of the characters from My Little Pony. The cunt kept whispering: "I want you Norman" into the little critter's ear.

filthy slapper

the sort of desperate cunts who whore themselves for a 'like' on here Souls. That Eric and his scabrous acolytes for instance. I'm having a brazillian tomorrow btw. Makes it easier to access public transport when I'm erect.

I now have the total horn

no

So Jonathan Saul Friedland joins my list of jews making racist comments when they should know better. Quick to attack Labour for alleged anti-semitism, although unable to come up with any evidence, the two faced cunt thinks it's fine to use the 'N' word. On two occasions. To black employees.

In an amusing blue on blue incident a couple of years back, she mentioned her big nose and alluded to her ancestry. The cushion community told her off, despite her well documented soft furnishing credentials. Mental eh?

you getting into holes then Authoritah?

It would stymie a lot of forgers if passports had to be the same colour as the owner's skin CB. Their size a function of how much tax they'd dodged. Thick Brits coming back from 2 weeks the Costas wouldn't be let back in, as they'd be darker than their documents. Sir Philip Greed's passport would be too big

On a more positive note Shrubby, Fearne Cotton is gradually turning into an exact replica of vile shroom Vanessa Feltz. What's more, the metamorphosis is accelerating like the Windsor horse genes in poor Prince William. A diet rich in Christian babies should see her into Miriam Margolis territory in fuckin no time.

I have been to one of these places

The cunt's a one trick pony Wizzo, and the trick is it can disappear.

That Trevor McDonald cunt with his "Women Behind Bars" shit. If he'd met the bird behind the bar at my local when I worked in Munich, he'd have shat himself into oblivion

I saw a series about the NHS with Davina Fuck All MC. She has as much gravitas as a post-coital mayfly. It was cringe making as she's practically a prostitute and staff wanted to treat her for thrush, clap, aids and trench throat.

No. Crewe and Towyn are exempt for obvious reasons.

I have to agree with Jiggly on this; unemployed women should indeed have to walk around town entirely naked. Not only would it serve to identify them to potential employers, but also show potential for photocopy room shenanigans and Ugandan discussions. At a stroke (see what I did there?), an economic underclass would be freed from its shekels.

One cannot permit unique opportunities to slip by for the sake of trifles.