ratcum
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Fucking Slags Who Inflict Their Children On Members Of The Public
ratcum replied to Decimus's topic in The Corner
You're more made up than a bogus story about a fictional character that's expressing their feelings about a particularly lovely surprise they've just had. -
By the breasts of Montalban, this is good Shrubbery!
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Well done Authoritah. I was very influenced by his Child Catcher in Shitty Bang
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Just looked into that Wizened. People can follow me on here? How fucked up is that!
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I've only ever done this with wanks CB. Saved myself a full 6 minutes a week too.
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Panic? The Croatian striker? Long with Spinic, Cabbic and Fannyic.
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fuck off
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Have I pressed some button by mistake? I'm getting notifications every time any twat posts on this thread!! CUNTS
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star Crash into Tel Aviv and fuck Netanyahu the murdering cunt Ratcum, 2018
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I quite literally stumbled into an old hole I dug years ago. The cunt was quite overgrown, and so I didn't spot it until I lost my footing. Hoisted by own fucktard you might say.
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sausage
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Redford looks like a shitty patchwork puppet these days Authoritah. Weird as fuck in that film of Bill Bryson's book. Beaten by an Asian eh?
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I'm not convinced of this high functioning moniker CB. I regularly come first in tallest dwarf competitions but that doesn't make me a beanpole
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Frau Rat gives me coupons if it's my turn to get supplies. They go in the bin outside the supermarket, along with the Kleenex I used in the car for my pre-shopping wank.
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Except when it comes to actual cherries Tank Bollock. All sorts of foreign dogs help out at harvest time, and will continue to do so long after the Brexit dust has settled Ratcum
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Jewdy is entirely kosher when it cums to affairs of the arse Lupo. His cock's a cut above the rest too
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I remember when the Queen told us she suffering with a horrible arse in 1992. Reckon it was the nicest thing anyone had ever said about Prince Philip.
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The thought of dressing up in men's clothes sounds a bit pervy to me
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as the site's gaylord of piffle, I reckon you have seen a lot of old chip fat Frank
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if you keep saying "pork loin" over and over again, you turn into a Vanessa Felz's sherbet dabs
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Having a little black boy in the cast put them years ahead of their time CB. Even on grainy old footage, you can see just how shiny everyone's shoes were too.
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you clever cunt Nocti
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You could have just said 'Thatcher'
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your fire used to burn so brightly on here Zorba
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this is the third genuinely funny thing you said this year Lady P. Have you had a brain prolapse or something?
