ratcum
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humour me Queefer
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Q Why did Irish police rush to the cremation of a thalidomide? A There'd been reports of small arms fire VOTE RAT
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Don't pretend you didn't know Grotto. I was washboarded, at least in the sense that they made me listen to George Formby playing the washboard. That cunt's in my head now
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As one of the cunts who DIDN'T break me out of chokey or go on hunger strike when I was under special measures, I hope your next shit is Korean
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that's a lovely old phrase Ape. Being taken queer was another
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The antehumour classes are really proving their worth Authoritah.
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Celebs and TV bods going on about having children and being parents always used to piss me off. Now we have to hear from ones who have been abused or are ill. WELL THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU CUNTS, BUT DESPITE BEING MERE MORTALS, WE ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT OURSELVES. FUCK OFF YOU HORSEWANKERS
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Imagine getting "Pentax" and "Tampax" mixed up!
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Imagine kidnapping some cunt Stubble, gouging his eyes out, then playing The Who's "I Can See For Miles" over and over again. Then the whimpering eyeless cunt tells you he's actually called Giles. Aaargh!!!!!
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Like crypto fascism, I consider a hint of racism as sly and shifty. Just fuckin come out and call a spade a spade I've always said.
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Any cunt who believes in the sky fairy or any other dieties
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My cock does an excellent impression of Yul Brynner peeking over a high fence Lukely. -
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Jesus was probably brown -
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Don't forget (Judge) JEWDY -
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If I get mod approval for this post, I will self harm. By that I mean I will kill Will Self -
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darkie
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and you wonder why you don't get any ratlikes?
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imagine if you got 'warship' and 'parsnip' mixed up!
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Poland suggests itself
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he's at the cold meat counter at the moment
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I need a new Nazi chum on here CB. Deco's become some sort of a social realist, the fuckin shrimp potter
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Even the Waffen SS had to lower their standards towards the end of the war Blubbly.
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I laughed myself hoarse when I heard Mick Hucknall had died. Presumably he can keep touring as the front man for Simply Dead? Lol. Fuckin brilliant Rat
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Still vexed about FGM. Just cut it out will you!
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Imagine getting 'mop and bucket' and 'motte and bailey' mixed up Grottness. Why you'd be just about to clear up that split cappuccino when fuck me, the Normans build a fortification next to the breakfast bar!
