ratcum

..probably

except for actual whales, who are all Nazis of course

qualitah! ..and also a bit gross

when thicko Brexit farming cunts in Wales realise their EU subsidies have gone, I reckon it'll be a bumper year for rural suicides. I aim to laugh myself horse Grotto

Beth Ditto

All this artificial 'fun' is destroying childhood. Kids used to enjoy watching dogfights in the skies of 1940. Before that they might have gone to a hanging or a stoning.

Let's call him Paul Pot and be done with it CB

I see racist, hinge loving piece of dogshit, Arron Banks is in the news again. As if his Christian name wasn't shifty enough, his surname is the personification of dishonesty. I'd boil his nob and feet it to my dogs, if it wasn't for the fact it would poison them.

I love all these colourful characters Scrotals. Immigration is like ginger up the bum for this site and indeed for the country as a hole

Panzerknacker and Punkape talking to each other.... a perfect storm of cuntdom

I thank my right honourable friend, the member for Lesser Poland, for his archival skills

they also think crustaceans are a hate crime

Imagine if a 'stormzy' was just that; half Stormtrooper and half Nazi. Fuckin brilliant!

I might fit in a few holes before the ground hardens

if I had a pound for every time you've said this Stub, I wouldn't have a sum not unadjacent to what might be considered to be no small sum to some people.

uncanny

It's practically certain now that Robin Hood and Jesus were both from Kilburn

I cavort and do my Michael Jackson impression on this night No kids or their proto-beggar parents come near the Rathaus

how do we pronounce your name?

Will you be in Cannes next year Frank?

Imagine if it was called Stockton syndrome instead CGAS? The entire populace are syndromic

a privileged playboy chancer, who should have his toff bollocks shoved down his throat in the presence of a French goose

The BBC are reporting the death of the Leicester City Chairman as the tragic end of a fairy tale. Well, the death of everyone in the crash is tragic, but I fail to see a rich foreign business man bankrolling his plaything as anything even approaching a fairy tale. Had the trophy winning side been made up entirely of Leicester lads from the youth squad and other local clubs, that would indeed be a magical story.

I'd like to see the caricature cunt 'imagine' that

I've just watched the first episode of the Beeb's new thriller "The Little Drummer Girl". Anti-Palestinian bollocks of the crudest sort. I'm surprised they haven't got Chuck Norris despatching innocent arabs with some Golan and Globus inspired elan.