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I see your training at the Von Ribbentrop School of Diplomacy is paying off Trumpet. Can't wait till you get your Pol Pot counselling diploma

I still think Paul is dead from the first time. There are Siberian cults that worship Napoleon too

She is now getting desperate CGAS Limited by her being unintelligible to normal human beings, I would pass on the ruminations of my Aunty Vi: "Ratty, there's only barnyard skat porn left for me now, and a donkey won't even touch the sides" Then she checked my prostate

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should have said gobblers then

oh for fuck's sake!

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I like your thinking Wiz. Equally he could just flay alive the nearest nun, then suffocate his sorry arse with that. Note how I resisted making a habit joke there..

Oi Wolfers, fancy a pint later?

"Wolfers?" "Wolfers?"

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Er.. I thought Jewdy was a bloke

I was caught reciprocating by my mum, who said the practice didn't reflect normal relationships.

you sound like one of my instructors Authoritah, except it was the SMG then! I wasn't holding the magazine I hasten to add, but slamming it home instead. I think there was some sexual reference demeaning to women on how we were meant to be inserting it.

Loving the Mark 3 Sten gun in the background! Reckon Jewdy would like the stubby barrel on that heater

cheap prozzie an insult from me is worth any number of likes on here DC

The Rathaus is a meritocracy based entirely on how many earwigs you can kill in a day. My mum's cooking gave her an unfair advantage for years

Now you're talking Authoritah. Finish off with "Where Eagles Dare (the rodent cut)", where naked nuns pop up in every scene doing something unspeakable with jerry stick grenades.

I love your avatar DC. Think I'll post a photo of my mum too

Good old Jewdy! Like a Pol Pot henchman; nasty bastard but boy could he stack a neat shelf!

yes but Asian women tend to have clits like a dreadnought's capstan CB. FGM would actually help the fuckers, as they could sell the excised flesh as a festive ham. RAT: the squeak of reason

Nicholas Parsons is bigger than god. He should be president of the World and poster boy for FGM in Africa.

Good old Wizzle, like an Rwandan Hutu; bloodthirsty nutter but with a lovely smile

I'm happy to help out the Santawankers CB. I advised Nokia to covert unsold phones into exploding vibrators for dwarves. The idea was the little bastards would get a bit of buzz then die, thus reducing the Nazi dwarf menace.

Fourpaedo them instead Authoritah. You tie four paedophiles together and catapult them onto the boat. Repeat, with other pervs, until the fucker sinks VOTE RAT