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yes and you're a Garry Bushell tribute act Plunk

To market, to market, to buy a fat pig, Home again, home again, with Sir Philip Green

a slit in lieu of a round hole eh? You clever bastard Slubbo. Let's open a bait shop on Prestatyn beach.

Lemmy bless you Authoritah. An alliance of holes eh? So long as we don't drift into trenches, which are simply common

embrace the philosophy of holes Shrubber and you'll never look back

I drove through Rhyl during the summer

When two of my holes merged recently, I fell to musing on the single void resulting from them. Is it truly a new hole born of the aforementioned binary fusion? or did one of the former holes absorb its lesser kin, therefore living on?

most Eskimos in those days were perambulating bundles of filthy rags Authoritah. The bastards should have been glad of a shag from a British chap, or even a yank. Wiping out whole communities with the common cold was a kindness if you ask me

I've read some Peary Killer. You must try Harry de Windt's books. Preceding Peary by about 20 years and not exclusively polar, he was a nosey cunt who rightly believed Brits to be better than any foreign dogs.

good old Killer! Like a V12 turbocharged spoon; rarely seen but always causes a stir

Joking aside, he may also be a genuine nutter Jewdy.

I'd pronounce it "Hamas" and insist on playing hide and seek near a synagogue

I make a point of never googling anyone cunted on here but from KK's details I see he's a brown Tory. I honestly regard any such person as treacherous to their ethnicity as Michael Jackson was. Tories are just one step away from empire sponsored racism and slavery and should all be gassed. Watching the discomfort of Theresa May when amongst ordinary people, is like watching Himmler forced to schmooze at a Hollywood party circa 1930

John Inman did exactly what he said on his own tin. I love that US pharmaceutical company called Upjohn

I appear in gay skat barnyard porn but I'm secretly straight

this only makes me more possessive of my food

we need cunts like this in The Ratzi Party. I love his ass!!

prophetic and pathetic CB. And to think I get criticised for my genocide plans eh?

When my dad used to say: "Ratty, think of all those starving cunts in Africa". I did.

When AIDS was a 'gay plague', I found it funny like you'd find another country's genocide funny. Then when it got the dirty, promiscuous heteros as well, I was in physical pain with the laughter

I love you Stub and I don't care who knows it

I'm working on a Mr Potato Head "foetus edition" CB. Niche market I know, but it might cheer up cunts in abortion clinics or still born support groups VOTE RAT X

As old Jesus Cohen once said: "forgive them father, for they know not what they do" "they are spastics"

Why, do you need company on Planet Tosser then?

I reckon Noel Edmunds will die