ratcum
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Pretending to be delighted at shite Christmas gifts
ratcum replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
Good old Wizzo; like Barbara Cartland only without the double anal action! -
unless they're using it to scrape up a squashed baby or other trip hazard CB
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I'm off to the bush tucker barbecue at Chester Zoo
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Good old Killer; like Barbara Woodhouse only without the regular canine masturbation. "Wankies!"
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you rancid tart
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In an era where the youth are often described as dissolute wastrels, it was heart warming to see an item on the BBC the other day about bullying. Apparently some teens still have sufficient sense of civic duty to know that ginger kids need to be oppressed. So taking to time away from social media, these brave souls risk everything to mock and humiliate the amber plague in our midst. It puts all this Brexit bollocks into perspective.
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Rick left because he couldn't cut it intellectually Stubness. Even maggots and bivalves like Rothers got the better of him.
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Can I just say I've never liked this Kunte Kinte character? He strikes me as the sort to have an uncommon number of zoonotic infections
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unlike you Frank, I paced myself on here. I chose my battles carefully. The greatest victory was over my own ego, confirming me as the most magnificent specimen in all of Cuntdom
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live streaming your self-immolation will have them dancing in the streets of Kirkcaldy Frank
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Less well known Killer but equally debilitating, is Blocker's Cunt. Originally applied to naval personnel blockading a port, I now use it with block pavers and their immediate family. "You cunt!" I shout, whilst passing by.
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Frank thought a Tena Lady was an inexpensive prostitute. Fuck knows what he made of Free Nelson Mandela
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I love panto
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You're sooo BTEC Scotty
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Newton's Third Law in a nutshell CB
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never mind all that shit Stubness, one of our cats, Kickboxer, has just attacked the Christmas tree
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Brilliant. The most concise appraisal of EDS yet
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I need one of Frank's videos like I need a garlic bulb hammered up my urethra Authoritah
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A little disorientating for me LCS, but I've seen more attractive men than this cart pull
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I see toff Lord Monson's druggy son has topped himself. A sad event for anyone. But I also see he claims the lad was 'let down by the NHS'. Well before you start that sort of displacement tactic, tell us how much you pay clever accountants and tax lawyers to save you millions in tax. Tax, that if you and you and your privileged friends actually paid, might possibly have helped the over stretched mental health services do right by your son. You reap what you sow.
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We all remember the seminal episode of Chorlton and The Wheelies. The Mayor of Wheelie World gave Chorlton, the only one who wasn't born with wheels, a skateboard. Rather than enhance his quality of life though improved mobility, it just fucked with his head
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gosling
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The reason why that Bloodhound speed record attempt went bust is it dragged on forever. You can't expect the public and investors to remain interested for 10 years, when not one of those years sees the car going very fast. Also, the driver was more boring than the Thames Link tunnel Ratty von Ratface
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so cushion Lena Dunham and her quilted friend Jenni Konner were okay with pouffe Murray Miller raping someone, as too was his crochet throw lawyer Don Walerstein. You couldn’t make this shit up
