Let’s have a wager you no mark piece of shit. Under 5 likes for the above post and I walk away from all of this. 5 or more and you disappear forever. Deal?
Gyps you fucking dipshit, I’m going to treat the board to a special version of Auld Lang Syne and allow you to decide on the style from the following artists:
1. Demis Roussos
2. Julio Iglesias
3. Kenny Rogers
4. Roger Daltrey
It’s a slow process, bubs.. you know how I work. It appears he’s only a few steps away from full-on Jazz. I’ll take him out when it’s time.
Bonne Année x
You might not be the brightest here, and humour may not be your thing, cgas, but at least you’ve had a go. I admire that. The gormless over-sensitive yank-loving wiz worm is awful in every respect.
I accept it’s an all-round shit performance, ape, but felt obliged to fulfil poor withers dying wish. The pilot could’ve been great but I’m not confident on skis.
Family fondue gathering in Val d’Isère and I had to excuse myself from the table after reading ‘has frank got polio’. Brilliant but worrying that I need to feed you this shit for you to be funny.
Alf I’m at the in-laws in Bourge Saint Maurice about to enjoy a poulet chapon.. a big breasted castrated chicken. What are your plans over the next few days?