Once again my petit salop, you have overcooked your retort and left me all in a spin.. and a little underwhelmed. You are in fact rubbish in every respect.
I recall some bird down on the coast who would prop her fat fucking self up on the kitchen counter, spread her legs and stuff sponge and Eccles cake up her hole until it bled.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GORNNNN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD… Noted. That's not entirely true.. smuggy. LBC's Nick Abbot, although restricted, has both wit and intelligence.
I don't particularly want to get involved in any of this nastiness.. I'm sure you'll both come to your sappy senses. When did Decimus become a pudding?
I could only wish to aspire to the things you've achieved in this corner for cunts. The difference you make hasn't gone unnoticed. I am a little further south of France - the med runs through my vains.
What an awful priggish little man. Perhaps we can come up with some sort of schedule that you can follow, so that we can get along. Meanwhile, kindly shut the fuck up.