Frank

You and that rancid fucking whore have something mikefuckingD’ish about you that makes me wild.

I threw it out with the wig during an extended self-loathing episode back in August. I might pop in to Pak’s in Finsbury Park this week.. get back in the game. Pick me a winner http://www.pakcosmetics.com/brand/sleek/wig-fashion

Please don’t ask me questions on a Sunday. This weekend I’ve downsized to a two bed bijou in Smithfield, been duped by a traveler on Shiply, and told that my nose is a bit ‘hooky’. I can’t stand myself.

I’ve seen many sides of the cuntman, and I honestly enjoy your input.. I do. I’m not convinced, however, if you are the full ticket. You're certainly a very creepy man.

You fucking stupid old cunt.

I used to log in to read your shit. Not anymore, you boring fucking cunt. Fuck you.

Why do you do this, Eric?

Al, have some of this..

I'd forgotten what a weak fucking drip you are. I'm definitely coming for you.

You stupid cunt.

Ditto. Faggot's shit at everything.

Sure.. of course you are. I’d just like to see you come in from a different angle from time to time. Know what I mean?

Gyppo hit me hard with several successive close to the bone put-downs. If I’m honest, sometimes it hurts. Besides, I’m finding your shit rather arduous these days.

Idiot.

Personally, Eric, I think you're great.

This is happening now, quince, you fucking idiot. I need the best advice.

Wiz I’m in an awful state. I nodded off at the wheel and ploughed into the back of some poor lady’s Renault in Sunbury-on-Thames. The police are on the way and I’m over the limit. This is it.

Jesus Chris, you stupid fucking whore.

We're not playing the same game here, gyps. I've managed to garner 5 likes by posting no more than 4 words and the Rocky theme. That's charisma. You make me cringe and you're on the top of that fucking list for good reason.

Don’t talk wet. Can you believe it’s over two years he’s been gone?

You fucking cunt.

Heeeee’s got.. cancer of the cock, and cancer of the balls, cancer of the nose, mouth, eyes and teeth - he’s got cancer of them all. My old man’s a dustman, and he’s got cancer too, silly fucking arsehole, he’s got it up the flue. He’s got so much cancer, it drives him fucking mad, he says ‘I’ve got fucking cancer’ and he’s my fucking Dad.

Your posts are too busy. Squeezing all this fucking diatribe shit into every paragraph makes you look like a sap. Less is more. Calm down, breathe, then fuck off.

When you very least expect it, I’m going to attack you with a spade in your own home. Keep ‘em peeled.

Nobody likes you, wiz.