Frank

I can imagine how disgusting your pasty pen-pushing skinnyfat body looks in a pair of orlebar’s. A candid shot of Mrs D’s ample bosom on the beach would go down a treat.

I’ve been lucky Decs. By doing very little.. buying and selling old tat and houses, I’ve somehow become comfortably numb. Life is great in W1. Vive!

B I’m doing the rounds in Marylebone covering the independent menswear shops for my autumn/winter collection. I stumbled across a restaurant called Jikoni on Blandford Street, and it’s just simply wonderful. Fascinating.

You lonely old drunken cunt. I can see you now.. staring yourself out, bathroom shadow boxing with pics of the poor mrs cuntman blue-tacked to the mirror... ‘I’ve had my fill of this place.. head ‘em up.. (jab jab).. ride ‘em in (uppercut).. don’t give a fuck.. head ‘em up (jab) cut ‘em in.. papa 1 to base.. suck my dick.... ride ‘em in... Rawhiiiiide’. Idiot.

https://youtu.be/yIw2Q5bYEgo

Sleep with one eye open, Tim.

He had to be a Tim. https://fivevalleysecology.co.uk/the-team-gloucestershire/

You’re on holiday, in Portugal. What on earth is going on in your tiny mind?

I like Alf.. I could kiss the very tip of his old dick. As thick as he is, he makes a darn good curry.

Just shut up you cunt. Alright?

Shut up wiz you fucking idiot.

A very reliable source has disclosed Stubby’s real identity. I don’t think he’ll return. See your pm.

Eric Cuntman.. the Biffa Bacon of Southend-on-Sea. What a fucking cretin.

Stubs, tell me.. what do you know about bats and newts?

There’s unfinished business here Alf. Standby.

The old plagiarist fool was so upset over his recipe, after quoting poor mike’s ‘its only a website’ several times, he checked out on a two week fishing trip and delivered a Sunseeker half way around the world. All in 5 days.

Alf I’m not one to go over old ground, but some important facts have surfaced over last year’s fake holiday. Can you remind me of the thread?

Get with it. Idiot.

Mate, out of all the pieces of shit on here, he’s got to be the thickest cunt we’ve ever seen. I really did try to find him last year through his IP address. See your pm.

After ollybore and dr cunt.. most certainly.

He’s certainly the worst punter I’ve ever seen.

She’s quite right, wolfie. I might’ve overlooked several of your posts, but it does appear that you don’t do funny.

It’s only a website, Mike.