If you look at the 7 members who liked his ‘my naym iz Harrvee’ post the other day, I think it sums up more or less where we’re at.
Effortless but excellent work on wiz, by the way.
No, I don’t expect you to ‘Alf out’. Roops has already outlined our recent software investment that guarantees to out obsessive multi wankers. I know exactly where you’ve been, but why the J Bull character? What’s in it for you?
Don’t get excited.. no one cares where you’ve been or why you’re so desperate to return to all of this. I was politely requesting an explanation as to why you fabricated a 6 day all-inclusive holiday to Greece.
Let’s assume that you posted your final message whilst sat on the plane late on Friday night. All-inclusive tour operators charter airlines to coincide with the UK standard Saturday to Saturday changeover.. a Friday check-out doesn’t exist.
You're not due back until tomorrow.
Was the Greek island storyline a prerequisite for the hilarious 6 day delayed ‘shitting my kokoretsi fouled colon’ punchline?
Why would you make up a story about going to Greece, lie low for 6 days and return two days early with a load of kokeretsi flannel? You’re fucking done here. Wanker.
On the evening of the 10th you notified the board that you were off on holiday to Greece. Assuming you got away without delay, at best you would’ve checked-in around lunchtime the following day.
Tour operators don’t offer 6 day all-inclusive holidays.
What the fuck is going on?
I introduced Ming to the Aga a couple of years ago. You can imagine she’s used to cooking all sorts of shit.. and high heat on demand is essential. She went to her grave not knowing what wonderful things they are.
You wouldn’t believe it ED, but I was once top dog on here. Punters would hang onto my every word (see Decimus’ act for the past 4 years) and I just happen to be handy with a camera. A short video of me doing press-ups in my kitchen ended up with bawsey hanging loose outside the school gates at Marlborough.
I’ll never forget the man creepily honing in on a pic of my daughter on the fridge, but that really is a fucking disgusting comment.
Reported.