J. Lobb are charging £4250 for a pair of chukka’s these days, including the last. 7 month waiting list. I paid £450 in ‘96 for my first pair of double monks. That’s not inflation, wiz, that’s the fucking Chinese.
I didn’t mean that, pen. Decimus has all but destroyed my good name and I’m on my second bottle of rosé. I’ve entertained that ungrateful little fuck for years and years and out of nowhere, boom.. he turned on me.
I’ve rubbed shoulders with some fucking morons in my life, ape.. quite possibly more than you’ll ever know. Apart from baws in his boot-cut pinstripe Gieves & Hawkes, I cant imagine any of you cunts having a fucking clue how to dress.