Frank

It’s similar, not the same. It’s good to share.. show us what you’ve got.

Le bistro marin.

Fuck off.

I had a dream the other night that she was young again. It was the ‘98 World Cup second round and Batty had missed from the penalty spot. I was inconsolable but she worked some tender Thai shit on my dick with a blindfold and chiffon hand tie that I’ll never forget. Now when I look at the perioral wrinkles around her mouth, she reminds me of a yellow copy of my poor old mum. I love her dearly, baws, but I’m in desperate need of some pussaaay.

Forget it, alf... I’ve got grey pubes. That’s where I’m at.

She knows I can’t stand it. I think she genuinely enjoys her first kir of the evening so much she just can’t control herself. ‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghh.. bliss’ she says, while my eyes are popping out of my fucking head.

No kids.. just Ming and I. She’s on her first kir royale of the night and her entire fucking being makes me sick. She starts around 7 every night, takes a sip and without fail lets out the longest ’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhh’ you could ever imagine. Do you have any idea how much that upsets me?

I’m on Bois Plage.

Hand on heart, panzer baby? I think you’re an idiot.

Spot Ming...

I’m so happy ape. Christ.. what a life. Bisous.

Life is great in Ile de Re. Vive.

Idiot.

See your PM. An extraordinary coincidence or is MC out of his tiny mind?

What's the thinking behind the head height door handle?

It looks like a cross between a cheap indian-run tooth whitening centre and a disabled toilet. I bet it fucking stinks in there of old chip oil.

I might be mistaken, but is that you over on the other thread wearing a pair of turned-up stonewashed demin three-quarter-lengths?

You complete idiot. Fuck off.

I have a French wife. She poked me throughout the game with her nicotine fingers, laughing and waving her passport in my face whilst agreeing with every word of that know-all cunt decimus’ match appraisal. Gyppo was warming up with her midnight shit and I’m afraid I lost it.

I’m a bit short on likes bend.

No, you fuck off. Mouthy little cunt.

We've had some moments, wiz, but I'd be lying if I said you had a purpose here.