Frank

I’ll be fifty next year, bubs. I don’t want to come across all Gyppo, but I’m struggling a little. I was at Boisdale the other week.. cigar and whiskey tasting evening on the terrace in Pimlico. Some disgusting Indian whore was chatting me up and I asked how old she thought I was. ‘Mid fifties’ she said confidently.

I was addressing bubble. Why do you always stick your wordy fucking nose in? Eat shit.

Carafe.

Bubs I went to Luxembourg to buy a car. It broke down en route to Calais and I’ve found myself at the Chateau de Grandvoir in Belgium. I’ve ordered myself a carafe of house white and I think I’m ok. Okay?

Reported. Mrs R?

Pile of shit.

I haven’t looked at his post-to-like ratio, but I’d imagine it’s on par with ‘eavens and slightly below Fender’s. You’ve never really rocked my boat, baws, but it must be said that Wizardsleeve is probably the thickest member the board has ever seen.

If little old Pen has you running around in circles and foaming at the mouth, what chances do you have against big hitters like me? I’ll tell you.. fucking no chance. Never have and never will.

You’re so excitable all the time.. like a nervous lost child that nobody wants to take in. Take a breath and look at the shit you’re coming out with. Christ!

Fuck off.

I know you won’t take this to heart, wiz, but I think there might be something amiss upstairs in that thick fucking head of yours.

I did miscalculate the days. The point I was trying to make is that you need.. we need.. a holiday away from fucking decimus and co.

If you look at the 7 members who liked his ‘my naym iz Harrvee’ post the other day, I think it sums up more or less where we’re at. Effortless but excellent work on wiz, by the way.

I’ve PM’d my thoughts on this repeat fucking chancer. No more proxies, please!

You simple old cunt.

Shut up Alf, this is far worse than your pathetic antics.

No, I don’t expect you to ‘Alf out’. Roops has already outlined our recent software investment that guarantees to out obsessive multi wankers. I know exactly where you’ve been, but why the J Bull character? What’s in it for you?

Don’t get excited.. no one cares where you’ve been or why you’re so desperate to return to all of this. I was politely requesting an explanation as to why you fabricated a 6 day all-inclusive holiday to Greece.

Shut up and fuck off.

You haven’t been anywhere, have you? You took this week off work, stayed at home and created J Bull.

Everything about you is just a bit tragic. Sad, really.

Let’s assume that you posted your final message whilst sat on the plane late on Friday night. All-inclusive tour operators charter airlines to coincide with the UK standard Saturday to Saturday changeover.. a Friday check-out doesn’t exist. You're not due back until tomorrow.

When you consider the amount of shit he’s plagiarised over the years, he could indeed be me.

Was the Greek island storyline a prerequisite for the hilarious 6 day delayed ‘shitting my kokoretsi fouled colon’ punchline? Why would you make up a story about going to Greece, lie low for 6 days and return two days early with a load of kokeretsi flannel? You’re fucking done here. Wanker.