Ape™️

Ever been told that it's "I" and not "i"?

This fucking 60's throwback is a devious little cunt who has managed to buy his way out of a bribery charge with what can only be described as another bribe. The sooner the little prick croaks and relinquishes his hold over F1 the better.

It always amuses me to see these X3 / X5 Q5 / Q7 type things fucking tanking down the outside lane of the motorway, usually without a trace of dirt on them. What is the point of these hideous looking things? No good off road and about as aerodynamic as a garage door. Someone in the design office has struck gold though, as there seems to be a huge number of brain dead cunts, with a lot more money than sense, queuing up to buy these monstrosities.

We're all lucky you don't run the country....

What kind of fucking idiot chooses to have this message on the back of their car? Why do we need to be cautious? Are they likely to open fire on tailgaters with automatic weapons? Surely the most cuntish car sticker ever......

Usually extremely slow, and invariably fucking strange.

I was on a 20 mile blast on my road bike tonight and got a cramp in my left calf at the 18 mile point. Fucking agony for about 5 minutes and it's tender as fuck now. Cramp is most definitely a CUNT.

Everything I do, I do it for you. Really Bryan? Ok, well if you really want to do something for me, jump into a Trent 800 (or a GE90) at takeoff thrust, you cunt.

Why the fuck anyone would want to "ride" something more like a two wheeled car than a motorcycle is beyond me. I fucking hate the stupid things.

Gap toothed Canadian cunt of the highest order.

My Jack Russell really, really likes cats......

Please accept my humble apologies. Speaking of Frank, I wonder how he will adapt to the new environment?

Ok, I'm raising the stakes, you fucking stupid fucking cunt!

Shame really as that was half the fun of the Corner. I know occasionally things went a bit far but generally I think it was within what you'd expect when on a site called "Cunts Corner".

Fuck me this is going to take some getting used to........