Ape™️

Buy utter shit and store it in an obvious location. Buy some decent stuff and hide it well!

Fucking hell what a little poof this cunt is! He's a judge in the Strictly shite that my Mrs is gleefully watching at the moment and I guarantee he drops anchor in poo bay.

Think what you like, idiot, but you are showing your true colours for all to see.

Fuck off you stupid cunt. This kind of comment is neither funny or appropriate. Wanker.

Brilliant!

By using the cauliflower-like object between your ears Del.

Up front as in your whole manner with others on this site, as a supposed newbie.

You're pretty up front for a supposed newbie, mate.

My money says you'll have had a fucking good kicking before 10pm. Hopefully.

Frank, you terrible cunt. Where have you been?

Thanks for keeping us informed.

A weapons grade cunt without a doubt.

Where are you Keith? You're getting my hopes up.

He'd burn for fucking months!

Fair play to the fat cunt, that dance must have taken some serious strength to perform. Try shaking a bull walrus and you'll see what I mean.

I wonder if it's possible to buy "yogurt" in an aluminum container?

Only a cunt would cunt yoghurt.

I was only thinking about this very same thing yesterday! I always clean up the vile outpouring of my dogs arse, and bin it. As you say, why the fuck would anyone go the the trouble of picking the stinking shit up, and then fail to put it in the bin. What kind of person would do such a thing? A fucking stupid fucking cunt, that's who.

For you, there is no option.

Riveting.

I believe I need to sound the "utterly shit fucking nom" claxon.

Gonger showed promise briefly, but I agree he seemed to slip into the Corner a little too easily, as it he'd been here before. When I first started some jumped up prick called Londonm got in my face a fair bit. Cunt.

Sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about......

Keith, you can't just "get a job as a glass blower", you would need years of training and also to possess some basic level of intelligence.This is, as ever, utter fucking crap, you daft prick.

I've just been listening to Severe Punishment by Wu Tang Clan......fucking great track although it does try to kick my bass drivers out the window when played loud.