It's the uber-cunts who go to these places and then order decaf that amaze me. Why the fuck would anyone drink coffee without caffeine? What's the fucking point? Excuse me, I'm off for a line of amphetamine-free speed now.
Fucking hell what a little poof this cunt is! He's a judge in the Strictly shite that my Mrs is gleefully watching at the moment and I guarantee he drops anchor in poo bay.