Eddie

Watching john bishop on location in a third world shit hole begging for money , very upsetting scenes of poverty , but that's Liverpool for you

The studio audience in tonight's red Nose cunt fest laugh at absolutely anything , much the same as the tennis crowd at Wimbledon . Looking forward to lenny coming on to shut the cunts up

Their human rights are spot on as well , you can still be executed for mistake whilst working for a bank , we have a lot to learn from the yellow peril

As tenants they love a dvd copier or failing that strong smelling plants grown under high powered lamps

Q. What has two wings and a halo? A. Chinese telephone

They do have one , lenny Henry and we all know he is a con, dam auto correct

Snow , Fred loves about 4 inches

Q. What's black and plastic and found in the microwave oven Ans. Terry Pratchett's tv remote

Nothing's funnier than lenny Henry they say, well after starring into space for 1 hour I would have to agree

because he was a cunt

At least Sir Terry Wogan puts in an invoice in for his time on Red Nose Day , the other cunts do it for free , then again who in their right mind would pay Lenny Henry a penny apart from a flea ridden motel chain?

I believe the last time the English went to Wales voluntary was in the blitz , poor evacuees were treated like shit by the Welsh poofters, I would rather kiss an African with a foaming mouth than visit the land of sheep worriers

Yes , mostly ethic in the east , Doggy geezers , base ball hats and bermondsey whites ( white reebok) , walking with a swagger and a pit bull in the south, well off in the west and hairy leg sandel wearing braided hair lezos wandering around Camden banging a tambourine in the north

The 3 slag isis whores should be done for treason on their sorry return , off with their head , jihad john ?

The new classic car show is OK with jodi kidd , the other oily cunt Co presenter quentin Wilson deserves the isis treatment

Better off being a pedo than slightly right wing at the BBC , and for what it's worth I get a bit grumpy when hungry

Throw the book at clarkson again, this from an institution that protected sir jimmy and all his friends for years and years despite the odd hushed whisper , no suspension for jimmy and his pals, how's about that then

Yes all Millwall fans love pie and mash and a good cockney knees up (into someone's groin) , but obviously all football suporters are cunts as they all know more about football than any current manager no matter how qualified and instantly know what they should have done.

The mothers will probably end up in the house of Lords

Song by Millwall supporters to the tune of Robin hood Bobby Moore Bobby moore running from the den Bobby more Bobby Moore he had sex with men Queer as they come Took it up the bum Bobby Moore Bobby Moore is no more

Question: What do you call a dog with a spade? Answer: Dawn french

Who did the traders from the west purchase the slaves from ? Might be worth suing the seller's decendents , oh wait

Parents want a apology from security services for allowing thier daughters to leave uk to join ISIS. These parents will be looking for compensation next. Maybe it is their lack of guidance and basic parenting that deserves an apology, cunts