Eddie

I had a few of these visions back in 88 mate

Too right , in my local pub at the moment opposite st barts hospital ,Irish flags up , barmaids dressed in sponsored green Guinness shirts and city types explaining the tenuous links to the old country. Funny that st paddy was born in England, Fucking potatoe

You find these people on trains , doctors waiting rooms and especially on holidays . The kids are out of control screaming and shouting and running around , the parents are oblivious or look on with the belief everyone else finds their offspring delightful. I believe children should be seen and not heard , especially if they belong to someone else

Along with isis, I can see the link with the need for an absorbent toilet roll with those fuckers around

Yes terrible nom, should not be posting whilst on the night nurse , the kid is strange though

The future serial killer whom says "as clean as gold pants" and then makes a weird noise , I hope they don't leave him alone with the andrex puppy

White water rapids bruv

Now Victoria Beckham has tweeted her support to the whining mincer, moral high ground from a VB who's own fashion range is made in China . This egotistical skeleton should be more worried about the conditions of her own workforce than to jump in and try to ruin pinky and perky's company.

I would like to think that the security services have managed to interview the three lions , and are now looking to arrest the string pullers whom radicalised these wronguns

Another hissy fit from this bad tempered cock bothering spam head, the Queen of mean is in a bitch fight with dolce and gabbana over comments made regarding ivf. Sir Elton has called for people not to wear this designer label , no problem my end, they don't produce a gentleman's size range of outfits.

Come now jazz , you can't automatically hate all fatties , some have health issues , glandular / thyroid problems , not me though i am only fat because every time I slept with your mum she gave me a biscuit , but only the one

Let hope sir bob can get involved , hopefully with bob's help some can make it over here and join the Africans issuing parking tickets

Apparently so, at some sort of awards ceremony, piers whilst editor of the mirror had indicated clarkson was having an affair

According to the bmi index I am too short

Lenny Henry is actually hilarious compared with Al Murray , a true cunt of cunts

Hi did once aim a punch at piers Morgan , that alone should get a pass on any future fracas

At least the judges gran called gahndi a nob

Sorry to disappoint I am not ethnic

Bet your a hit with the men

Yes very loudly if your head was on the block, bumder

He was good in sexy beast

Keeps the flies off the Churchill statue

No had my cars serviced by the main dealer , fiddling about with ' the motor ' on a Sunday morning was not high on the priority list , now go and fit some lights to the underside of your nissan

You sound like a 50 year old bloke that turns up to the said meet in a nissan skyline and is crowned king of the chavs, probably also get involved with the drift scene which is another cunty pastime

A sub chav group , pay good money to park in a field and inspect each others 3k car with 20k worth of halfords accessories bolted to it. You will hear phrases like "250 brake" followed by a sniff from some shell suit, baseball hat wearing creature for the job centre. You may say harmless fun , however these inbred cunts share the road with the rest of us