Neil
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Getting your legs chainsawed off while out on a bike ride
Neil replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
Ungrateful cunt,he's going to be odds on for a gold medal at the the next spaz Olympics and all he can do is moan.Should be made a law,cyclists worldwide need fucking chainsawing. -
A boy eh? Fuck me there's going to be a race every time the poor little fuckers nappy needs changing.
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I call my cock my snooker cue,I can then ask the missus to "put some bottom on that" Just fucking fuck off.
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It' the chocolate starfish that Punkers is interested in.
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I never thought I'd say it but "Please come back Bill" Its turned into CuntfaceBook
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"I'll have a bowel please Carol"
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Did they bury him in those fucking shit cords?.....hopefully they did and neither will see the light of day ever again.
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Ask Frank.
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Ah,Tony Soprano,I do miss him
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Wet clothes lower the core temperature quicker,do pay attention in class boy.
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Whoosh!
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Didn't that cunt Nik Kershaw have on of these? Nuff said
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Still about Decs,off to the Bird In Hand for lunch then back home for a wank,care to join me?
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I'm ok in my bathroom as the sink is contoured perfectly to rest the tackle on (shouldn't do it with a semi on though as the toothbrushes get soaked).The kitchen sink is a bit more awkward though,manageable on tip toe but does crush the knackers if you don' get it right You're welcome
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Its a shame they're not being held over here,probably be too white again for some.
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This says more about you than you know,why naked? clothing would make little difference in this case but it obviously satisies your homosexual needs knowing that a knob on view would heighten your enjoyment Fuck 'orf
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A Twattery of Range Rover drivers? A Cuntitude of Golfers? A Cuntpool of poofs?
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Fuck em and their cunt owners
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The reason was that welsh cunt in the middle,I would like to shit in his mouth. I think they're winning the obesity race.
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That Minching is a sycophantic shitcunt
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I ventured out too,walked to the pub,no traffic,no cunt in there.Fucking lovely pint of Ghost Ship.Only cunts tried to go to work Fuck off
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Not a single fuck given here.
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Don't do it,you'll be part of the human centipede before you know it,I believe someone called Bill is at the back end currently absolutely chock full of shit.
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I think they're referring to the slag that props up the bar most nights in Decs local,not sure if they're related
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"My White Bicycle" Dan Macafferty Of Nazareth
