Neil

There you go Bubba,better than any shit view from some dingy Welsh terrace house Vafanculo

I like the bit where he says "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" ..........eh? what?

I'm at the end of a 1/2 mile dirt track in the rolling hills of Abruzzo,as far away from Benidorm and chavvy English cunts that I can get.Your idea of what or who I am is spot on in some cases but way off the fucking mark in others.See you in 10 days .

Sorry chaps,all this social bollocks will have to wait as I'm off to Italy to get away from cunts like you,Arriverderci. We'll have a catchup when I get back after England have won the shittest world cup in history

I like it.

Actually it was Sean Locke but point taken

I was like a kid in a sweet shop.....oh and fuck off you silly cunt

Granddaughters first school sports day....I got the cunt back though,he spotted me and sidled up beside whilst we were watching the kids activities and said "which one's yours?" to which I replied "I dont know,I haven't made my mind up yet"

"GO HANNAH" "RUN NATALIE,RUN FASTER" and when his daughter missed a ring with the bean bag she was throwing "THAT'S RUBBISH!"......they were 5 year olds for fuck sake,what a fucking bell-end.

We've beaten tunisia (just)and a pack of fucking wild dingos,we are arsehole lucky that we're going to get one of Japan/Senegal/Poland or Columbia,this is followed by an overrated Mexico (probably).We will never have a better chance because of a shit German/Spain/Argentina and France,add this to no Italy or Holland and still the end result will be losing to a bunch of useless Russian/East European/African or slope cunts and a humble homecoming of useless cuntdom.You read it here first. How did Scotland get on?

Have you OD'd on tinned whalemeat by chance?,may I suggest you piss on it next time before you eat it you weird Eskimo shagger

I was thinking about this the other day,my brother-in-law is one of these cunts,keys,wallet,handkerchief and god knows what else,the cunt looks like a circus ringmaster,a big top cunt and no mistake

Yeah,what he said

I just thought that having read some of your posts you were from outer space,my bad

Are you an Alien?

In between 'oh for fuck sake' and 'not bad'

I only found it because I typed 'bald cunt' into my search engine

This cunt,Christie something or other who claims that it's against it's human rights to be labelled male or female wants a gender neutral box on it's passport.I for one would grant it's wishes if it promised to use it once to get the fuck out of here and never bring it's sorry arse back.Just fuck off you snowflake fucking weirdo.

Anyone but England,we'll never hear the fucking last of it.Ive booked a holiday on the final date just in case so I'll be fucking miles away.

No adhesive required

They've even released an album for the Womens World Cup,fucking good luck selling that,I wouldn't want to be on sales commision for that fucker..............................unless they all had their ankles around their ears and no knickers on.Perhaps I should pitch that to their sales exec.

It' only now that my kids are over 30 that I'm starting to quite like them,they've been proper cunts up to now

What's a like?

No ,Kale proved to be underage so Jasmine got it!

When is this? How much are the tickets? Will there be chips?