Stubby Pecker

Never! I thought it was a bloody documentary

I watched papillon last night and although the French are an unwashed, work shy contantly on strike bunch of cowardly Vichy scum who use the street as a urinal they did have some excellent methods of rehabilitating such criminal types are our hapless yorky diesel thief. Do him good I reckon

Cunts who don't courtesy flush grind my balls. Once you're laid your cable flush the steamer for fucks sake, don't leave it there, 4 inches poking out the water, polluting the atmosphere for the next poor bastard to gag on. Get shot of it then you can read the FT at your leisure.

How true, and if you watch Braveheart, Wallace was an Aussie (actually a yank as the Aussies don't wont the Jew hating alcoholic back) and all the Highlanders were bog trotting paddys Wallace was actually a plastic frog, very much like our esteemed colleague withers

The logical explanation is there was a shortage of actors that day, or the director was a cunt, either one. Surely someone in the production team raised an eye brow Cant wait for the beebs remake of Zulu or the Nelson Mandela story. Perhaps they should only employ mixed race actors from now on, but of course they'd have to be hermaphrodites as well.

He's basically thick as fuck, like most boxers. At the end of their fighting career, however, they're also brain damaged and even uglier.

Infected Mushroom: Dracul

As perfect a piece of trance as there could be. Union Jack: Fromage Frais, Platypus Records

It's just greedy, they already have monthly blob strop day/days. Whats international men's day then-steak and BJ night?

You can't say cunt in Canada

A bacon sarnie maybe....

That one was especially for southerncunt. You don't have neighbours, just fellow inmates in the institution

Mrs Pecker decided than we'd watch part 2 of this the other night on I player. I heartily concur there needs to be a 3rd episode of her on fire whilst being beaten with pick axe handles. Why not do the rest of these thick as fuck, work shy, council house dwelling scum at the same time. At the very least they should not be allowed the breed

Stop turning this post, like many others into ape vs 'eavens please, it's extremely tedious

I believe there's a separate nom for spelling nazis, fuck off you tit

"International Women's Day certainly helped make me aware of how far we have to go with the issues of gender inequality and everyday sexism. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many blokes when I say that all birds who helped organise it deserve a pat on the bottom for their efforts"

I've just had to sit through 10 mins of the cunt over the way munching his way through a bag of presumably rocks. Combined with his constant sniffing and the fact he's Australia I may have to strangle the cunt. Look out for me on the news tonight.

How do you explain the rest of the cunts there then? Golf is not a sport, all golf courses should be turned into nature reserves and golfers forced into real sport like cage fighting and ultra marathons