Stubby Pecker

I keep telling the silly cunt to PM me his address (landfill site were he sleeps in his card board range rover) and I'd happily pop round, via your gaff for a lend of your parang....

Please god no...... I heard he finally went to Israel to start a kebutz for is "Red Sea pedestrian" bro's. Either that or opp yew tree finally caught up with him

Yawn, AIDS AIDS AIDS. Change the record fuckwit and go back to fingering the dead pets in your deep freeze

This ridiculous fool should be forced to listen to every Slayer album back to back for a whole year. I see this as the only way to cure him of is obvious twatish homo ways. Bet he's wearing skinny jean 'an all

I'm quite happy to talk to attractive women as I'm good looking myself and have a body most 20 something little poofs would die for-years of hard physical exercise have seen to that. You on the other hand have probably never talked to a fit bird in your life so certain would be the rejection as would be the stream of their vomit as it hits you in the face, so repugnant you are. This explains why you're a homo.

Punkers old bean, I can't help but think I've judged you harshly over years And I feel we could become good chums. I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're a raging arse bandit, sell your weeping ring piece for small change to illegal, mostly Nigerian, immigrants, play the dullest cuntyist game imaginable and fully endorse a corrupt, child molesting religion. Apart from these thorny issues, you're a jolly good chap. PM me your address (landfill site where your bunt out Nissan is parked-next to your cardboard range rover) and I'll come round and do you up the shitter with a traffic cone.

Punkape would be devastated when he finds out mutha T was actually an Albanian not a sweet little bog trotter. Also being a woman excused her from the usual kiddie bumming antics but it was probably a smoke screen for "pilgrimages" to Calcutta by the chosen clergymen

A new low, beyond awful... these shity snooker puns are a load of old billiards

Outta like wolf

She did like it in the ear 'an all and it worries me how you know this. All I can hope for is that I got there before you and pray I remembered to double bag

This is the 2nd time I've agreed with punkape. If I start fantasising about being bummed by Nigerians I might reach for the bleach. Teresa is hung like a rouge elephant apparently and is going to ram it up the Trotskyist cunts shitter then go after the other weak as piss lot

Scottish MP, no cunt here would admit to voting for wee jimmie. Neil admit to giving her one, mind

You're on fire tonight ev, the medication obviously hasn't worn off yet since your last visit to the vets

I think all Catholics should be made to suffer in, premature, death. The old burning at the stake is a medieval classic but I'd favour being ripped to pieces by salties

She was a fucking hypocrite too, taking medication for a heart condition when she should has died screaming in horrendous pain. This death warehouse for chavs you speak of, are you running for a SMP? If so I'm moving to Berwick on tweed ASAP

Atrocious. Crap on the blow jobs but came at will when on top, at least 5 times a session, didn't have to do fuck all

I was referring to the regular injections of west African spunk up his tardis like arsehole.

You silver tongued lothario, how could their crabby old minge's resist such an offer

Not the PM for the next 5 years but the walnut faced hypocrite currently not in heaven or hell but rotting in the ground, her molecules being recycled for the billionth time. This cunt loved the poor only for their suffering as she believed it bought us closer to Jesus and was necessary, a gift from god indeed, to get to heaven. The countless millions donated did fuck all to help the poor get out of their hopeless lives and live with dignity and she was happy to show wealthy tourists these poor cunts dying in their only moment of happiness because someone was there for them. Breeding more catholic sheep was another of her evil edicts, luckily this won't work for punkers as he can't get pregnant with little brown babies

I reckon Neil would do both of 'em

Mixture of cornflakes and muesli with a weetabix on the top so the cunt doesn't get soggy. Perfect fuel before I strap on the lycras