Stubby Pecker

Silence fool or you'll go into the same cell as Chris Lewis and be arse fucked till the urn is our again on Aussie soil

So it's all for slagging each other off before the fight, threatening to glass or have your opponent shot then when it's over and the best mans obviously won it all kissing and cuddling like some gay footballists but sweaty and half naked with it. Surely a fight to the death would be a much better spectacle?

Good luck. You're gonna have to fuck off the darkest bongo bongo land to find your warhead or break into Portman down. VX gas is popular at the mo

I can see you've put some thought into this. Hold fire on the bacon cluster bombs- What about a few Ebola corpses?

I did read it. Thought it slightly reactionary but highly effective but not as effective as using all the worlds nukes to incinerate the Middle East and the good, kindly folk who dwell there. The flaws in your plan include destroying most of the worlds oil supply and the small matter of killing every living thing on planet earth, otherwise I'm all for it.

Fucking bollocks, fight dirty and to the death, this ain't cuddly corner you limp wristed sausagers.

What the fuck? Is there a supply of iron brew or macaroni pies tainted with crack knocking about up there in the northern wastelands?

So this has-been, back stabbing, slimy little dwarf wants a peerage for Nigel Farage. Fuck right off and assume the position so your cunt of a wife can fist your arsehole as usual. Biggest cunt ever

Careful wolf, as I've noticed you've recently changed your avatar, Ivor might actually think you're a Sith Lord

Like wise the adds for cold medicine that shows mum doing the shopping, sorting the kids, going to work and splitting the atom whilst feeling poorly and when old dad gets crook he has to take a day off and act like a pathetic cunt.

Like I said, when the slagging is funny and intelligent it's great. You'll never stop this neither should it be stopped, it's a large portion of the content here. It doesn't take long to work out who's got gripes with each other and who's pally. It was the tedious, teenage style of the content that was getting on my tit ends. Ding has had a right pasting of late and seems there's a concerted effort to destroy him. Yes he's a brain dead northerner with essentially unreadable multi quotes but at times there are nuggets of gold turds that redeem him, like us all. If we looked at all punters posts most are utter shite with the occaisional funny as fuck or well argued comment. punkers is a totally different kettle of fish-a despicable troll who brings nothing, only winding folks up to get them to cross the line a be banned. Brace yourself-see nobbys last post..

Sorry, you're too late and I won't be able to perform again for at least an hour, I'm no marathon man like our Neil. I just couldn't help myself helping myself

Just a hand job from you, I promise it won't take long

Or whisper "I can see yer noise"

Apparently one their sisters, also a medical student, also went out there. As she's likely to have been fucked senseless by every head chopping jihadi she encountered she'll probably be prepared for when the Iraqi army or the Kurds get hold of her.

Beats ridding a my little pony bike with stabilisers. I would spit on you as a cruised past on my sleek and sexy carbon machine. I would, however, never visit your scally invested moss side shit hole for fear of being stabbed because I'm a human being and not a mutant northern Apealoid like yourself.

So one, maybe, 2 of these tossers have been killed as they fled, like fucking cowardly rats, from Mosul. Good riddance to the stupid twats. Pointlessly throwing their young lives away for a bullshit, skyfairy cause doomed to fail. I would strongly suggest UK. Forces try to locate and kill all British citizens who fucked off for their childish jihad so they don't come crawling back to cost the tax payer millions to bang then up here or more likely a useless public inquest followed by then suing the government for creating the circumstances that made them go in the first place. We await the horror stories of what really went on when the caliphate is inevitably destroyed.

I feel your pain, I've had to take many a 'wild one' mid run, I even started carrying some bog roll just in case. I ALWAYS make sure I empty the bomb bay now, but luckily living in the middle of fucking nowhere, there's always a hedge to jump over. This also adds a healthy dose of fertiliser to the farmers field, so if you find a brown cornflake, that'll be me. It's when the farts start popping out on ever footfall you got to worry

And we're all spent....

Unfortunately ratters old bean, they're a bit brown and shitty, only scat men need apply. Quincy!

Correct

If that's all you've to offer then I suggest you actually enjoy being slagged off by all and sundry? The point I'm making is that it's all a bit tedious. If it were funny that would be another mater but it's not. Pull your pants up, don't rise to it and save your cunting for something that deserves it.

For fucks sake, I've just trawled through god knows how many posts of ding/decs/bubba and few other who should know better, slagging the living shit out of each other. I too have been guilty of this in the past but I think I know where to stop-if it goes on for several pages is it worth it? Punk-gape being chucked in the slammer seems to have everyone frothing as the arse crack to spew out vitriol at each other with accusations of noncing and incest getting Quincy banned, the stupid cunt. If this goes on then those in question will get banged up too and come out even worse and the mods might even get sick to the guts with it all and pull the plug completely. Can suggest inter member acrimony in this form be confined to the open corner? Perhaps you could start your own thread of no holds barred cunting where anything goes? Decs you fucking bellend you should know fucking better, at your best your one of the funnier and readable contributors up with the likes of wolfie and baws, but this ain't going know where but the slammer. SORT YOUR FUCKING ACTS OUT YOU CUNTS!!!!

I'd like to cut his fingers off with a rusty turfing saw only to stop the incessant retarded crap he spews out