Stubby Pecker

Utter bollocks, the only time you've ever been near an all boys school the tag on your ankle starts bleeping. With your comment you put into question the bravery of those who didn't get caned the bummed by the head teacher and head boys on a rota basis. I suspect you were heavily bullied at your dilapidated comprehensive. Last week.

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Check out what Christopher Lee got up to in the war; Finish army against the commies, RAF, Rhodesia, Sicily, SAS, monte cassino with the Gurkhas, then Nazi hunter after the war. Fair play Dracula

Great work Eric. Thats some of the most concise cunting this site has seen in many a moon and I encourage punters to learn from it. This explains why punkers pretends to have first edition bonds in his pretend library (glove box of his torched Nissan) as an ode to a follow shit stabber.

I knew it! Punkers is a woman, and old, fuck ugly deviant to boot! Why the fuck she'd choose frank to defend her though is beyond belief, however.

She's got a flowing cover drive of Sobers or Lara in their pomp

With a predominance of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and the like, cunts feel the need to work for perfection. Now this is great for producing fit chicks because you know these are the types who've accepted there role in life is to be fucked and suck as many cocks as they can. Hopefully all the cheap steroids the Lycra clad meat heads jack up on to give them instant bulk will shrink their balls leading to a slow and painful death

Wearing full length lycras for winter biking is must and I will wear longs for running but it's got to be proper fucking cold mind. But poofy little twats who wear this female inspired get up to the gym deserve to be thrashed round Achnacarry in January with baton rounds fired at their bollocks. I fully suspect they're on to keep them warm between "sets" ie 5 reps then 2 mins of posing like a cunt with their males friends, who they secretly fancy playing hide the sausage with. I seriously worry for the male race. At this rate in 10 years there will be no man left to operate a chainsaw, play a cover drive or vomit 8 pints of real ale and rough cider over the vicars lawn stumbling back from the pub.

Spot on Apeoloid, he's a fuck stick of the highest order. An amateur who resorts to the same worn out faux upper mild class put downs.

I don't tend to drink in the week due to my bike to work schedule. I should imagine your miserable life demands mind numbing booze to blank out the horror. If you spent the money on your mobility scooter instead perhaps you could get away from the tedium of the council bungalow a bit more. And indulge in ever more poofery

Pathetic. How's the Anzac wine tonight? Great for washing down the spunk of black men-or do you vomit it back up went the fist goes in?

One would expect the prospect of being spit fist roasted would require the recipient to be "tied"up, you, however, are a willing participant in these vile acts, tie or no tie.

No I do it on my own with my shirt off-one for your wank bank I'm sure. Your "work out" is defiantly not solo as it involves a bukkake with half a dozen Nigerians

You forgot wiz, it'll be drunk walking for punkers. Stumbling paralytic dragging a cardboard cut out of a range rover isn't illegal as far as I know. Sucking off horses and wanking off sailors for money however....

Not cheap, I got mine 2nd hand for a mate who works in a gym. It's about the only piece of kit I used there and after a 30 min thrashing with intervals I feel more fucked than like punky must after an all night gang raping down the docks.

I think you'll find he's forced to strangle wank for special websites on pain of death by fisting by his brutish pimps.

I think I would have "stoodmore" chance than you due to the fact I own a concept 2 rower and am not a chubby little weed like you. Besides, you don't have that much spare time on your hands what with all the horse cock sucking you get up to, you filthy litte snitch.

Dear Apealoid, your summary of punkers true character is not wholly accurate. Not only is he a thick, weedy little poof, you forgot to mention constantly fisted in a burnt of Nissan Almere (his golf club) by hulking Nigerian illegals (his pimps and clients). With the pittance me earns as a man whore by buys Anzac wine to wash down the spunk and with what's left over, bananas for his relatives in the zoo. He's also a snivelling little cry baby who goes running to admin when he gets picked on-off you go then.

Salmond and wee jimmy krankie want to go down in history as the leaders who lead the scotch into the future away from the oppression of the evil English, just like the ones they saw in Braveheart. For them it's all about ego and fuck the consequences for the next generations

Go on Shaw, kick the cunt in the eye this time!

Did a number 9 bus run over your head again when you fell off your Pokemon bike with stabilisers? Please translate from northern gibberish; sweatyland, sistets?

I think the ultimate punishment for this demented cow is that her kids are going to hate her for the rest of their lives. The only time she'll get to see them is at arms length with others present. I'm sure she'll dwell on that one while banged up

Gladdis was an ashes winner

To be fair they wouldn't want the cunt anyway. Mercy killings too good for that cuntbreed anyway.

Can we have a whip round and send punkers to Pakistan and leave to cunt there? I'll offer to drive him to the airport and promise not to slit his fucking throat on the way. Promise.