Stubby Pecker

If I ever get the chance to visit Yellowstone fuck the gaysers, I'm off to find some wolves and bears

Not his scrote but it his prolapsed ringpiece that hangs out like a badly packed kebab that makes his trouser sag

When I said dribbling I meant a combo of spunk, shit and blood dribbling out of your gaping arsehole

I truly appologise, dings summary for this weekends events is correct. My theory was last weekends vile debauchery. You dribbling inbred spastic little cunt

Your golfing is being brutally fucked over and over by a pack of AIDS riddled west African illegal immigrants. This vile display gets filmed and will shortly be posted on some disgusting website and viewed by dirty little cunts like yourself. The fine wines could either be slang for the gallon of filthy spunk shot down your throat and maybe just your bog standard ANZAC wine. As for roasted game this is surely a typo. It's really a roasting game.

With tonight essentially being a Friday night because of the bank holiday, good luck getting an answer. The queer cunt will be out on the game, jamahal will see to that

Back on topic, looking forward to the mobo awards this year, you queer arse little cunt? I'm sure the thought of going back stage with the brothers and getting violated at both ends has you frothing at the jap eye.

Any client of his with a dusky hue, his preference, increases the chance of Ebola or Aids so I guess he's fucked

I've actually got them living in my garden, saw them shagging last night, no shit. They're great for controlling slugs and snails and leave long black turds all over

I assume you mean the gurning monobrow that is salmond?

Such a worry this is to you, you've got to ask it twice. Ramming a hedgehog up your cavernous arsehole won't give you Ebola but sucking of a gorilla after breaking into the zoo under the cover of darkness, will. You're fucked.

Deserves more than a like

Punkers shoves hedgehogs and weasels up his arse? Have you got concrete evidence to back this up uncle apeoloid? I wouldn't put it past the dirty little cunt mind, Richard Gere is one of his wank fantasies as is being taken roughly by Nigerian people traffickers or better still, a silverback

Come on Isis do us a favour are target itv award shows

If the poor cunts out there got wind of this they'd probably say fuck of we don't want the diseased hag

I endorse this nom Eduardo, but a proper cunting must go out to her dr pal who lied about her raging temp on her initial return. And her punishment for lying and putting the nation at risk of death from bleeding out of our arses and japs eyes? Suspended for a week or two.

Put a curse on all these cunts gypo! Ever read thinner by Steven king?

Incorrect tie length is obviously another one of you homo subtexts. It really means incorrect cock length; shoved up your arse as the standard size doesn't even touch the sides anymore or reach the parts jamahls forearm and fist can't. Filthy little cunt

That's about fucking right, public school meets Catholic Church, all paedos form an orderly line. Very close his heart and dreams.

See my nom about this pretend sport. It's played to sad people unaware that there's a world out there full of excitement. The only time I go on the golf course is to shit on the greens.

You're living proof that ingesting too much spunk turns you into a blithering spacker

ALL public school boys are shit stabbers deep down. Entry into these schools is usually due to the old man taking up the arse. The same goes for members at your pretend golf club; you, jamhal, winston, leroy, um bongo and Alan Carr

You snivelling little grasser, go back to your wank fantasy of going on a public school boy trip to darkest Nigeria and taking a mile of dark meat, spit roast style. Fucking little cry baby snitch