Stubby Pecker

Punkers old bean, I can't help but think I've judged you harshly over years And I feel we could become good chums. I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're a raging arse bandit, sell your weeping ring piece for small change to illegal, mostly Nigerian, immigrants, play the dullest cuntyist game imaginable and fully endorse a corrupt, child molesting religion. Apart from these thorny issues, you're a jolly good chap. PM me your address (landfill site where your bunt out Nissan is parked-next to your cardboard range rover) and I'll come round and do you up the shitter with a traffic cone.

Punkape would be devastated when he finds out mutha T was actually an Albanian not a sweet little bog trotter. Also being a woman excused her from the usual kiddie bumming antics but it was probably a smoke screen for "pilgrimages" to Calcutta by the chosen clergymen

A new low, beyond awful... these shity snooker puns are a load of old billiards

Outta like wolf

She did like it in the ear 'an all and it worries me how you know this. All I can hope for is that I got there before you and pray I remembered to double bag

This is the 2nd time I've agreed with punkape. If I start fantasising about being bummed by Nigerians I might reach for the bleach. Teresa is hung like a rouge elephant apparently and is going to ram it up the Trotskyist cunts shitter then go after the other weak as piss lot

Scottish MP, no cunt here would admit to voting for wee jimmie. Neil admit to giving her one, mind

You're on fire tonight ev, the medication obviously hasn't worn off yet since your last visit to the vets

I think all Catholics should be made to suffer in, premature, death. The old burning at the stake is a medieval classic but I'd favour being ripped to pieces by salties

She was a fucking hypocrite too, taking medication for a heart condition when she should has died screaming in horrendous pain. This death warehouse for chavs you speak of, are you running for a SMP? If so I'm moving to Berwick on tweed ASAP

Atrocious. Crap on the blow jobs but came at will when on top, at least 5 times a session, didn't have to do fuck all

I was referring to the regular injections of west African spunk up his tardis like arsehole.

You silver tongued lothario, how could their crabby old minge's resist such an offer

Not the PM for the next 5 years but the walnut faced hypocrite currently not in heaven or hell but rotting in the ground, her molecules being recycled for the billionth time. This cunt loved the poor only for their suffering as she believed it bought us closer to Jesus and was necessary, a gift from god indeed, to get to heaven. The countless millions donated did fuck all to help the poor get out of their hopeless lives and live with dignity and she was happy to show wealthy tourists these poor cunts dying in their only moment of happiness because someone was there for them. Breeding more catholic sheep was another of her evil edicts, luckily this won't work for punkers as he can't get pregnant with little brown babies

I reckon Neil would do both of 'em

Mixture of cornflakes and muesli with a weetabix on the top so the cunt doesn't get soggy. Perfect fuel before I strap on the lycras

If you've got it flaunt it, if you ain't fucking put it away. Most of this lot are either dirty old pervs or great swamp beasts with ridiculously hairy growlers. Less is more when it comes to fit birds; showing just enough is the key

My ex girlfriend was into this bollocks so I've spent many an hour freezing my cock off watching this prancing shite. She was however, an amazing fuck, shame she turned out be literally mental.

Fair trim, give it a bastard trim more like. I'm off to the shed to get my petrol hedge trimmers failing that it's a job for a tractor and attachment

Spot fucking on

You finish every nom because there's no arguing with your logic

I reckon Neil would do it