Earl of Punkape

Pas de probleme.... lol.

Mrs Manky will get her "Hysterec" done by a,bent,Sudanese,Islamic sympathetic cunt from Levenshulme. Real progress for the Spam fritter brigade...... Fuck off.

You wouldn't understand that the French have the finest cuisine in the world whilst you tuck into your Spam fritters and a tin of gay lager you thick Mancunian wanker. Sod off you ridiculous cunt.

You're a homo fat cunt in drag. fuck off.

Protect yourself.... Give up extra-marital sex and become a Catholic.....

And AIDS...... lol.

Just the sort of comment I would have expected from a feeble minded penis such as yourself. Your IQ is similar to that of an autistic baboon with measles and mumps.

I'm an English Catholic with Irish and Welsh bloodlines.I regard myself as British.Our family has always served with the Irish guards and the Royal Irish regiment. I would like to see the whole of the uk simply return back the the original teachings from Rome and re-establish Roman Catholicism as the main religion in these islands.

Presumably a spoon used for boiling up your heroin cocktails in you junky wanker. Try injecting yourself with harpic and Domestos you twat.

I'll bet you scored drugs off his entourage. Not heard much from you over Christmas have we ? Stoned as usual no doubt.......You're a fucking disgrace...

I'll bet you're going to George Michael's funeral wearing your "I've got AIDS" red ribbon. You silly knobjockey. Kindly disinfect yourself before and after the gay junkie fest. lol.

You wouldn't get into my golf club because.... 1. You're the wrong social class and a pleb. 2. You're an obnoxious cunt. 3. You're a homosexual. 4. You have Aids/HIV. lol. Fuck off. lol.

Women who dress like hookers are more likely to get raped.....

Indeed..... Cretin

He was related to Jimmy Edwards the comedian....,

Wasn't the great train robber Bruce Reynolds related to Burt Reynolds ?

"Put another prawn on the barby Bruce" said Ramone, Bruce's rent boy lover....

Did you catch AIDS from the monkey photographed in your avatar ?

Faggots like you can't play golf because you have AIDS.

All this will be too much for Burt Reynolds......he won't last the day.... lol.

I have an excellent source that says Bruce Forsyth won't be dishing out many more Brucie bonuses....

We hear little of your proposals to help the Aboriginal people of Australia and the land you've stolen from them.... Cunts like you are undoubtedly involved in their subtle genocide you disgraceful twat. Hopefully you'll contract Ebola from your rent-boy or a baboon in the new year.

You have all the intelligence of an autistic baboon with motor neurone disease and measles. lol. lolol.

Sounds like you've had a hectic night mourning George Michael on Canal St..... lol. lol.

That saved thinking up another riposte for another cunt.... lol.