Earl of Punkape

Your usual verbose meanderings have an implied reticence and a serene insouciance. Your suspect countenance is a constipated shadow of subliminal indecency. Lol.

Where's Frank ? Is he in Lagos ?

You mean "vaults" chimpanzee brain. lol.

Fuck off you stupid sod.

Idiot. Lol.

I'll bet you have a choice of spermatozoa......

Chav.

I'll bet you have muesli for breakfast........ wanker.

Pleb.

A contribution from our resident male brothel manager from Brighton.... lol.

Based on your lost years in Soho's seamier end.....

Aids clinic in the morning ? lol.

Jazz is for deviants and drug abusers....

You're so working class......

Who the fuck are you ? Fuck off to the Grindr site mungbean......

When are you undergoing your transgender surgery? Is Kamal your Albanian male prostitute civil partner with herpees paying for it ? lol.

You fat fucking disgrace.

Are you still giving blow-jobs behind the bins at Kings Cross ?

Is that a Finnish or Swedish make? They have that in that in Bruar as well....it looks like good gear.....

Thanks. I was hoping you'd topped yourself. Fuck off yourself.

I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole.

I recently bought a Musto and use it for golf.An excellent make and hardily made.I have plenty of money so I'm going to get another from The House of Bruar. I'm off up to the Highlands golfing and shooting soon..... lol.

In your rare lucid moments between fixes you probably wander into Dorothy Perkins to shoplift your cheap apparel..... lol.

I've had numerous Barbour jackets over the years and I recently bought a Barbour Gilet in Wilmslow. A Barbour is essential wear for the country, shooting, the rugby club, the races and most outdoor occasions.They are reassuringly up market,warm and waterproof. I shall be wearing mine at Twickenham on Sunday when we slaughter the Italians. Only cunts don't have a Barbour.Such morons wander around in anoraks and tracksuit tops. Scruffy sods.

Look at these cunts.... Tossers. lol.